Friday, May 08, 2026

Kash Patel Orders Mass Polygraphing at FBI

FBI Director Kash Patel ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail ...

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 01:31 PM | 21 COMMENTS | permalink

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FBI agents are now investigating with taxpayer resources the reporter who Kash Patel is currently suing. www.ms.now/news/fbi-inv ...

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-- Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) May 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM

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American national security is in excellent hands.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:04 AM

Tarassis was the word once used to designate "hysteria" in the male over a century ago.

Now the word "hysteria," once used only for females, applies to both genders.

Ergo today, D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel is suffering through a severe state of hysteria, not tarassis.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:19 AM

Minor points, when you consider Ka$h's entire life is a tour de swamp: Who engraved the dipso director's bottles, how much did it cost, and - here we go - who paid for the booze and engraving?

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-08 06:58 AM

Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's movie would be titled "The Lost Career": www.youtube.com

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 07:05 AM

Kash will leave office in the manner in which he came: a worm.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-08 08:41 AM

And to think, MAGA still thinks Trump has done a good job and that these are "the best people."

Because they'll believe anything and everything, they're told to believe.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-08 09:55 AM

Kash will leave office in the manner in which he came: a worm.

#5 | POSTED BY ZED

A pickled mezcal worm.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-08 10:54 AM

FBI defends Kash Patel after report alleging he gifts custom whiskey bottles
www.theguardian.com

... The FBI said that agency director Kash Patel "followed all applicable ethical guidelines" after a report in the Atlantic alleged that he distributed customized bourbon whiskey bottles as gifts.

In an article published on Wednesday, the Atlantic described Patel as travelling with a stock of "personalized branded bourbon" that he allegedly hands out frequently to people around him. ...

Ben Williamson, the FBI's assistant director, said in a statement to the Guardian: "The Atlantic's premise is false and misleading. The bottles in question are part of a common practice in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived.

"Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself," the statement added. ...


#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 01:54 PM

- The FBI said that agency director Kash Patel "followed all applicable ethical guidelines"

So... that means he gave half the bottles to Drinky Pete?

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-08 01:56 PM

Talk about having to write a report while staring down the barrel shotgun.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-08 01:57 PM

Leak hunt is go

#11 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-08 02:27 PM

It's in Trump's pants.

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-08 02:38 PM

Former D/CIA Gina Haspel Had Threatened to Resign if Dummkopf Kashyap Appointed Pramod Vinod Patel Deputy Director of CIA

#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 02:51 PM

"Bug eye? Bug eye?"
"Hair lip! Hair lip!"

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-08 10:28 PM

@#10 ... Talk about having to write a report while staring down the barrel shotgun. ...

As I interpret that comment (please correct me if I am incorrect) ...

Yeah, major kudos to that Atlantic reporter for the follow-up article.


#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 11:12 PM

@#11 ... Leak hunt is go ...

If it was a leak, why is that leak wrong for Americans?

Asked differently, if this leak turns out to be correct, why did Americans need a leak to tell them about how those who have pledged to serve them may have, I'll say, stumbled in that oath?

#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 11:15 PM

Ka$h should know all of this lawfare will rightfully end very differently than he invisions. Malicious Prosecution is still frowned upon I believe, or is that something else we can no longer count on?

#17 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-05-10 02:39 AM

Patel and Kegsbreath are the "Liquor Cabinet" within Trump's cabinet.

#18 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-10 03:58 AM

Are you sure you weren't the lyricist for your band, AU?

#19 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-10 04:17 AM

Are you sure you weren't the lyricist for your band, AU?

#19 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Ha! I do write lyrics, but I'd never include either of those two moron's names.

Or that of any other Trump administration official!

#20 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-10 04:34 AM

Beethoven, a fan of Gioachino Antonio Rossini, contributed music for an opera only once, something I attributed to the Immortal Maestro's vexing tinnitus.

Many times the musical composer and the librettist worked in tandem, but not always: Fidelio

#21 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-10 05:36 AM

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