Panicked D/FBI Kashyap Patel Orders Mass Polygraphing

Friday, May 08, 2026

FBI Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail, as well as other staff, and has been described as being in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team.

D/CIA Gina Haspel had threatened to resign if Dummkopf Trumpf appointed dipsomaniac Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel as Deputy Director of CIA during his first "Reign of Error"

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American national security is in excellent hands.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:04 AM | Reply

Tarassis was the word once used to designate "hysteria" in the male over a century ago.

Now the word "hysteria," once used only for females, applies to both genders.

Ergo today, D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel is suffering through a severe state of hysteria, not tarassis.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:19 AM | Reply

Minor points, when you consider Ka$h's entire life is a tour de swamp: Who engraved the dipso director's bottles, how much did it cost, and - here we go - who paid for the booze and engraving?

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-08 06:58 AM | Reply

Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's movie would be titled "The Lost Career": www.youtube.com

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 07:05 AM | Reply

Kash will leave office in the manner in which he came: a worm.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-08 08:41 AM | Reply