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FBI agents are now investigating with taxpayer resources the reporter who Kash Patel is currently suing. www.ms.now/news/fbi-inv ... [image or embed] -- Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) May 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM
FBI agents are now investigating with taxpayer resources the reporter who Kash Patel is currently suing. www.ms.now/news/fbi-inv ... [image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:04 AM | Reply
Tarassis was the word once used to designate "hysteria" in the male over a century ago.
Now the word "hysteria," once used only for females, applies to both genders.
Ergo today, D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel is suffering through a severe state of hysteria, not tarassis.
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 04:19 AM | Reply
Minor points, when you consider Ka$h's entire life is a tour de swamp: Who engraved the dipso director's bottles, how much did it cost, and - here we go - who paid for the booze and engraving?
#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-08 06:58 AM | Reply
Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel's movie would be titled "The Lost Career": www.youtube.com
#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 07:05 AM | Reply
Kash will leave office in the manner in which he came: a worm.
#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-08 08:41 AM | Reply
And to think, MAGA still thinks Trump has done a good job and that these are "the best people."
Because they'll believe anything and everything, they're told to believe.
#6 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-08 09:55 AM | Reply
#5 | POSTED BY ZED
A pickled mezcal worm.
#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-08 10:54 AM | Reply
FBI defends Kash Patel after report alleging he gifts custom whiskey bottles www.theguardian.com
... The FBI said that agency director Kash Patel "followed all applicable ethical guidelines" after a report in the Atlantic alleged that he distributed customized bourbon whiskey bottles as gifts. In an article published on Wednesday, the Atlantic described Patel as travelling with a stock of "personalized branded bourbon" that he allegedly hands out frequently to people around him. ... Ben Williamson, the FBI's assistant director, said in a statement to the Guardian: "The Atlantic's premise is false and misleading. The bottles in question are part of a common practice in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived. "Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself," the statement added. ...
In an article published on Wednesday, the Atlantic described Patel as travelling with a stock of "personalized branded bourbon" that he allegedly hands out frequently to people around him. ...
Ben Williamson, the FBI's assistant director, said in a statement to the Guardian: "The Atlantic's premise is false and misleading. The bottles in question are part of a common practice in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived.
"Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself," the statement added. ...
#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 01:54 PM | Reply
- The FBI said that agency director Kash Patel "followed all applicable ethical guidelines"
So... that means he gave half the bottles to Drinky Pete?
#9 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-08 01:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Talk about having to write a report while staring down the barrel shotgun.
#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-08 01:57 PM | Reply
Leak hunt is go
#11 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-05-08 02:27 PM | Reply
It's in Trump's pants.
#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-08 02:38 PM | Reply
Former D/CIA Gina Haspel Had Threatened to Resign if Dummkopf Kashyap Appointed Pramod Vinod Patel Deputy Director of CIA
#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-08 02:51 PM | Reply
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