Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Decomposing Orange Pedo Is Getting Another Medical Checkup

President Donald Trump is scheduled to see doctors for a medical and dental checkup this month " his fourth publicized visit to medical experts since returning to office " in what the White House describes as an annual physical and regular preventive care. Trump, who turns 80 next month and was the oldest person elected U.S. president, will see his doctors at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 26, the White House said in a brief statement Monday evening. Trump " who has been frequently critical of former President Joe Biden for age-related health and fitness issues " has recently remarked how good he feels despite his years. Earlier Monday, Trump that he feels the same as he did 50 years ago.

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Can the folks at Walter Reed do anything about the-------------'s gangrenous hands?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-12 12:17 PM

How're those crippling bone spurs coming along?

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-12 12:39 PM

How're those crippling bone spurs coming along?

#2 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

They still keep him out of Vietnam.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-12 12:43 PM

#4 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-12 12:58 PM

And this sumbitch will receive world-class treatment from the US Army physicians at WRAMC, not fill out one damned piece of paper in triplicate or worry about getting an expensive medical bill, then bray that he's in better shape than an astronaut and that America has the best healthcare system in the world.

Watch.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-12 02:13 PM

I'm sure that he will declare himself the fittest president ever and totally not prone to falling asleep in meetings, can 1000% walk a straight line, 1000% is not decomposing in front of our eyes on a daily basis and is 6'4" and 235 lbs with a body fat % of 2.

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-12 02:19 PM

#5 'Tis a template these days, Coriolanus.

Good call.

#7 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-12 02:19 PM

Pedo sees his doctors which means another six weeks of hearing how he can identify a squirrel on a dementia test that does not have a picture of squirrel on it.

#8 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-12 02:29 PM

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