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Saturday, February 01, 2025

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is suggesting giving famed rodent Punxsutawney Phil an early retirement from predicting whether winter will last longer or spring will arrive early: a "weather reveal" dessert. The non-profit animal rights group commonly known as PETA says in a news release that they've made an "irresistible offer" to Tom Dunkel, president of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. In a letter to Dunkel, PETA offered to deliver a vegan cake to Punxsutawney Phil's home of Gobbler's Knob in Pennsylvania each Groundhog Day, indefinitely. That's if Dunkel agrees to the let the groundhog and his family live out the rest of their days at a reputable sanctuary. The "weather dessert" cake is a play on the gender reveal cake, except blue on the inside of the cake would signify six more weeks of winter and pink would indicate an early spring.

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People in Hell want ice water.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-02-01 02:21 PM | Reply

Gobbler's Knob?

... seriously?

#2 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2025-02-02 07:42 AM | Reply

"Don't drive angry."

#3 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-02-02 08:12 AM | Reply

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