Where are all of you poor douchebags putting these groceries? You have one toilet, at most. How are you -------- so much?

Cuomo started off fine then he read his hype and his press conferences have become extremely long auditions...
Same goes for all the politicians. Get on, give us some facts, get the ---- off.

Paul deserves the scorn.
So did de Blasio when he went to his gym.

If you jeopardize people's health like that they may just ---- you up on your front lawn as you cut the grass....

5 years seems about right.
Hopefully they fined her into bankruptcy as well.

I'd also suggest cutting her down to 1/2 portions during her stay.
Learn her good.

The panic buying has caused supply issues, and then the supply issues cause more panic buying.
It's only a matter of time until people double down on the crazy. Too many people are freaking out.

If paychecks don't show up on a Friday, that's when people start seriously consider trying to take what's not theirs...

Regulators!!!

I'm sure the ER's will still be flooded by people with no symptoms wanting to be tested.

Damn it. Your.

Cleveland. PFFFFT. Sure, you're women may be fatter than ours in Buffalo, but that doesn't make you guys better!

That was for #10

I've always liked you, but outing Corky's real name is a douche move.

Pro Tip:
Buy stock in activision.
Going to be a lot of gaming going on...

Another Pro Tip:
Do not take financial advice from Retorters

Can anyone explain why the run on bottled water?

The toilet paper run is strange too, but I can at least "see" the fear of a long quarantine but even so, it's an odd thing to go for first in the Supermarket Sweep.

A meth party sounds like a good place to do some people watching.

DO NOT USE THIS SITE TO POST FALSE MEDICAL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PANDEMIC.

#12 | POSTED BY RCADE AT 2020-03-13 12:14 PM | FLAG:

Thank you.
I can't say it enough, we need to be responsible about this.
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their...are there hard numbers that are reliable...

Are the women getting screwed, or does their league just not make enough dough off of them?
It seems like a pretty easy solution either way.
If their league doesn't have the dough they shouldn't get the same pay.
If it has the dough and isn't paying then that should be immediately rectified.

Are their hard numbers on this or are there a bunch of differing claims and that's why this is so murky?

Regulators!!! Mount up!!!!!

Biden/Palin 2020

Harvey is a rapist.
The chick Bruce is focused on is a bad example to trot out as a victim. I'm not totally up on the particulars of the whole case but from what I've read and the same nyt podcast Bruce heard, she's somewhere between a glutton for punishment and an opportunist.

The worker should have accepted Biden's challenge and whooped the old coot.
Biden may be Reagan level senile by the time the election rolls around, so he better not blow it by picking a token for VP or I go 3rd party again and the argue with you losers about how I'm not responsible for trump's 2nd term.