It means you'll have to represent yourself in court, dumbass.
#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Nobody Wants to Study Politics Since Trump

No more political science majors?!?!? Does this mean I'm gonna have to pour my own coffee at Starbucks?!?

New documents show the crew on board the United States' newest aircraft carrier are growing increasingly frustrated by design flaws that lead to regular failures in the ship's toilet system.

Good thing they got that poop deck as backup.

I'd tell Dad to keep his guns locked up and away from 11 year olds.
#2 | Posted by donnerboy

But he did! In his gun safe, where he also sometimes stored the Nintendo.

So the kid looked for his Nintendo there after getting the key from Dad's drawer. Didn't find the Nintendo, but did find the gun.

Which I guess goes to show that "when the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

It happened on their son's birthday, police say. According to the court documents, the couple went to bed shortly after midnight after singing happy birthday to Clayton.

Clayton told investigators that he had a good day with his parents. "When his dad told him he needed to go to bed, he got mad at him," the documents stated.

If threatening Greenland gets him what he wants, I say so be it. It's just funny how liberals react to it.
#38 | Posted by boaz

I find it hilarious how quickly self-avowed conservatives learned to hate the FBI and NATO and to love sucking Russian chock.

All in the span of 10 short years and all at the behest of an orange buffoon who, if there were any justice in the world, would be at his prime selling used cars.

You democrats wouldn't have done anything. And Russia and China would be getting closer and closer to taking over that part of the world.
Idiots.
#16 | Posted by boaz

The US, Russia, or China.

Which one of those has been making the loudest noises about attacking a NATO nation? Which would trigger Article 5.

And which one of those attacks would destroy the NATO coalition, instead of making it stronger?

How long before the money laundering starts?
#5 | Posted by LampLighter

Trump's fake currency took care of that issue over a year ago.

Lol! Trump stealing from foreign nations is the least of our concerns.

Guy is manipulating the stock market on the daily, robbing from the retirement savings of anyone with money in the stock market.

And he's about to start a war with a NATO nation because that's the only path he has to do Putin's bidding and get us out.

In a sort of related way, a few years ago I went through the drive through at an El Pollo Loco in Carlsbad at around 6 pm. They told me they were out of chicken. At an El Pollo Loco.
#30 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

I knew a guy who called a pizza place; after they took his order, they asked his delivery address. He gave it, and then they said they had run out of dough. (He lived in the hood.)

Gad. That brisket I did last night in my Egg was "fancy"?
#28 | Posted by REDIAL

Costco rotisserie chicken $5. Enough protein for 2.5 days, so $2.50 a day. Then eat some rice for 40 cents for the rest of your calories.

Even cheaper if you eat rice and beans instead of the fancy animal protein.

Or save enough money to buy a plastic bag to asphyxiate yourself. Cause that sounds better than what I just suggested.

Donald Trump is going to kill Americans. A lot of them.
#5 | Posted by Zed

Well, if you know a better way for him to foment unrest and cancel midterms I'm sure he'd be glad to hear it.

Trump Threatens Major Crackdown on ICE Protestors

Darn tootin! Those losers should get a hobby! Ice forever, baby!

Word to your mother!

You're more like a turd that won't flush, imo. Progressives are winning. Corporate whores have already lost. Socialism works, just ask the Pentagon or Exxon.
#28 | Posted by redlightrobot

So much anger! Good!

You're a fool for Putin's tool
#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

It's meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.

What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

You people are so insulated from how the real world works.

It's called "hands-on learning." Like a plumber's apprentice, or an intern making photocopies at the office. They should make fine officers in three or four years. Thank you for volunteering to be part of their educational process.

Jill Stein 2028!

>My point is what response could Trump take that Democrats won't complain about later?

Better question: What response could Trump take that MAGA won't defend?
#58 | Posted by Alexandrite

BillJohnson, a MAGAT self-professed Christian, already said he wouldn't care if Trump Epsteined a child on the White House lawn and decapitated him/her. Take from that what you will.

I like to trip the special Olympians before they cross the finish line. ;>)
#5 | Posted by BellRinger

You know what's better than winning a silver at the Special Olympics?

Not being ratahdid.

I remember reading a comic that his publisher talked him out of going forward with. Might have been just the text.

Something about a coworker talking about how they liked to work harder than they needed to, I think. The response was that was like bragging about winning a gold at the Special Olympics.

News of Adams' death was shared Tuesday through his livestream, Coffee With Scott Adams, where a prewritten final message dated January 1, 2026, was read aloud. In the message, Adams wrote that his "body failed before my brain," emphasizing that he was of sound mind when writing it. He reflected on his life, his work, and the people who supported him, and encouraged readers who benefited from his work to "pay it forward." "Be useful," Adams wrote, describing the principle he hoped would define his legacy.

"Clinton's refuse to appear for Epstein subpoena"

Clinton's what? Never mind, I'm afraid to find out.