"national lampoon cover dog gun 1973. It was funny back then, today is imitative and trite.
#6 | Posted by john_savage2

"Iranian president said the conflict could only end if Iran's "legitimate rights" are acknowledged, compensation is paid for damages and strong international guarantees are provided to prevent future attacks."

Pretty rich coming from the nation that's been helping Russia attack Ukraine.

"I think we realized intellectually that the odds of saving him were lower than eating him because we're asking people to proactively change their minds and save him," said MSCHF co-founder Kevin Wiesner, "but now it's heart-wrenching."

The art world is typically accustomed to shock art, but "Our Cow Angus" is stirring up polarizing debates among collectors and on social forums at a level not seen since British artist Damien Hirst displayed rotting cow heads as art in the 1990s. Animal-rights activists are decrying MSCHF's life-or-death project as a barbaric stunt while museum curators hail it as a relevant critique of consumer dissonance about beef at a time when ground-beef prices are skyrocketing amid a long-running cattle shortage on American pastures.

Within hours of launching the "Our Cow Angus" site in 2024, Angus had effectively sold out, slated to become 400 three-packs of hamburger patties for $35 each and four leather handbags for $1,200 each. (Four burger tokens are on offer for around $233 each on reselling site StockX.)

Wiesner said he and the other 20-odd MSCHF members hadn't realized how brutal the impending death of Angus would feel after watching him mature on a meat-production farm in upstate New York. No one in MSCHF can even stomach ordering a burger right now, Wiesner said.

@#4 ... Trump grabbing his daughter by the hips ...

Watch her when he does that. She starts to pull away. Was he making her feel uncomfortable?
#8 | Posted by LampLighter

It's a natural result of the "use it or lose it" budgeting process.

Hate the game, not the player.

"'Horizontal warfare' could trap Trump in another Vietnam"

'Horizontal warfare' is also what Trump's wives called their wedding night.

"The Obvious Is Taking Its Revenge on Trump"

That's a funny way of saying "stock manipulation." There is zero doubt that Trump is making hundreds of millions, if not more, on the market swings.

Adam Kinzinger: "Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces. Not surprising. What IS surprising? Our response: easing oil sanctions on Russia."

Only surprising if you haven't paid attention to how singularly focused Trump is on orally pleasuring Putin.

Ask not Ni Hao, but instead Ni Why.

"Trump's Freudian Slip: 6 year old girls are 'of age'"

Poor Ivanka! I guess that makes her "over the hill" when she hit her twenties.

Trump was talking about voter IDs in his speech and then went on to babble about young girls.

"You know, your daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old," he said.

Viewers were appalled at the businessman's words, with many slamming him for his connection to [his good friend] sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Strait of Hormuz? Fuhgedaboudit: 3 Ships Hit

Straight of Homoz? Is this one of those oxymorons?

"Approximately 150 US Troops Wounded in Epstein Fury"

Catchy! I was thinking "Operation Enduring Epstein."

"Dotard Says Dead People Are Walking Around With No Legs"

"Crazy the Prime Minister needed Trump to grant Asylum to these poor women. [that I pretended to be a Bernie Bro but can't go a single post without supporting Trump]"

-OneIronTurd (who is definitely not a paid Russian troll)

"Trump Wore Baseball Cap at Military's Dignified Transfer of Dead"

At least it wasn't a tan suit. That's the kind of dress code violation that leaves MAGAts no choice to but to declare civil war.

without ashley babbits name on it...it's trash...and you can shove it up your ---- hole.
#6 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Key Details of 13-Y-O Trump Accuser's Accounts Are Verified
The woman who accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13 provided several verifiable details about her life in interviews with the FBI

"And that's why he's got my vote!"
- Self-declared Christian Pizza-gate MAGAts

"I could wear a mankini at a dignified transfer in the middle of Fifth Avenue while on my knees giving oral loving to Poohty, and I wouldn't lose a single MAGAt vote."

- Anonymous

"Trump Disrespects War Dead"

Shocking! And entirely out character for Cadet Bonespurs!

Republican Senator Thom Tillis said Sunday: "We've lost the debate over immigration and deportations."

That's alright. No reason to win a debate when your go-to plan is disenfranchising a few tens of millions of voters for midterms.

"Iran's New Supreme Leader Has Been Selected"

A call to conscience? A bit late for that.

We elected an adjudicated rapist convicted of 34 felonies who cheated on his pregnant wife with a corn star, who bragged on video about sexually assaulting women and reveled on entering dressing rooms while underage girls were naked.