About an hour ago:

Reporter: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

Trump: For what?

Reporter: A strike on the school in Iran

Trump: I don't know about it

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Those dead schoolgirls would have been happy to have heard about this.

I regularly watch police arrest videos. They never stand in front of or near the front of the car and they never shoot when a vehicle takes off.

It's not Trump's fault. The pharmacists were trying to enter the 1500% discounts and the cash registers crashed.

A necessary sacrifice. According to Trump and his supporters, Iran is an imminent nuclear threat. Only now since they have to defend this war, of course. And less than a year after Trump claimed Iran's nuclear program was "completely and totally obliterated".

Have they not learned that they're not paid to think?

Jan. 6 rioter gets life in prison for sexually abusing two 12-year-olds after Trump pardon

Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, was found guilty last month on five criminal charges, including molestation, lewd and lascivious exhibition and transmission of material harmful to a minor.

Johnson repeatedly abused the two middle-school aged children just months after his pardon, and he tried to keep the victims quiet by promising to share the millions of dollars in restitution money he expected the Trump administration would give him.

"There was many signs put out by the State Dept. I wish everybody in this room would report on them."

What a cold-hearted, straight up lying itch!!!

Republicans: Biden is banning beef!

RFK Jr: Liver is technically beef

Vance/Jesus 2028

Of course. Russia invades another country and Trump blames the other country for it. Putin's a good guy. Canada, Europe, Denmark, Greenland and NATO are the real enemies.

"They did not request it from RFK Jr.'s moribund CDC, but rather the CDC Foundation"

So Republicans need to look like they're against the big bad CDC, but when reality hits they need help from a lesser organization that's also called the CDC. You just can't make this stuff up.

Working out in jeans is one thing, but plunging into a bath with them? Did he put on a new pair afterwards or did he wear soaked jeans for a couple of hours?

America is so great again that there's nothing else left to do!

Blame Someone Else Again

Think of how high the debt would be if DOGE didn't save one day's worth of spending.