This cobra headed jerk hoff has to eventually get it .
#47 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Who's "Hoff" and what does he/she/it have to do with the Discordians?

Remember: "Synchronicity is as universal as gravity. When you start looking you find it everywhere."

"Quality of life is just better in the south."

The Confederacy resembles, by and large and in so many ways, one of those fabled "sh#thole countries" Trump likes to talk about.

Iran Foreign Minister Mocks Trump Over Tolls For Hormuz Strait Passage

#5
Oh, agree, the picadors are the bad guys. Haven't been to a bullfight in probably 60 years, and won't be back.

JPW's original headline was a lovelt, bittersweet line Sam Neill delivered as "Capt. Vasili Borodin" in The Hunt for Red October: "I would like to have seen Montana.".

#2
Vaughn: Sodium Morphate. It slowed down my body functions to a point that mimicked death. Apparently I spent four hours in a drawer in the morgue waiting for Jack's contact to reach me to administer the antidote. And then a couple days of traveling, before I made it to Nepal. Yeah, it's funny, it's the first time I ever felt Jack accepted me.
Marcus Dixon: Or else he manufactured a very elaborate scheme to postpone your wedding to his daughter.
["Alias," Ep. 5.15]

Ka-ching!

#2
Great observation. Whenever Old Yeller has a gaggle of holy rollers gathered around him in the Oval Office, eyes shut, laying on hands, babbling incantations, I expect to see a shot of him peeking towards an aide in the corner and smirking. "Can ya believe this sheet?"

#108
Seems Bill's condition is in early-ish stages. Bill does a lot of looping, which, weirdly, he actually.appears to believe he controls. Odd but there it is.

Dear Boss:
Took a fall, can't provide details, but that was weeks ago and now I'm good to go. Just not yet. Few more weeks. Keep them checks and benefits rolling in. God bless, you the best!
~ Mitch
Sales Assistant, Vegetables

These people ... soooo entitled.
Look at Iowa's ridiculous Grassley.
He's announced he's seeking another term.
He will be 105 if he completes it.
They all seem to think they're irreplaceable.
Ask Lindsey Graham how that approach works out.
Just. Get. Out.

#2
The way the bearded man was tossed, seemingly without effort on the bull's part, was at some point an unplanned but totally anticipated feature of every corrida I ever attended (ages ago). The assistants are out in the open, testing the bull with their capes while the matador observes, and then ... bull hooks a different way and the assistant goes sky-high. Tremendous power, which is why the hated picadors work the animals' neck muscles.

He showed up for work on time, knew his lines, and did his job while making the acting part of acting invisible, seemingly so effortless - and by all accounts remained himself. Good job on ye, boyo, and keep the wind at yer back. RIP.

Trump "Executive Time" explained: Lie, sleep, lie, eat, lie, sleep, lie, ----, lie, sleep-----, rinse and repeat until nap time.

Nobody said enablers, bootlickers, and lackeys won't be allowed to give their beaks a taste. For a price. Let's call it a "tip." It's actually okay with SCOTUS, if you time it right.

Well, the Islamic Republic of Japan appears to be on board. Arigato salaam

Bill-
Do you do parties?
~ Vic "Tne Narcoleptic Comic" Hitler

#13

Oneironnut -

Are you finally prepared to explain your assertion of the lie that 90% of Mexicans are Spaniards?

Or ... Run, rabbit, run?

Under the heading "Dumbass," there shall thee find the name "JD Vance".

Glaringly out-in-the-open, blindingly freshman dumb, JD is so not-the-guy that he's made Marco Rubio the guy to beat when Trump is shuffled off to Arkham.

Why have none of these traitorous cop beaters and killers been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom? Pardons, payoffs, nothing too good for MAGA's cult heroes.

Sorry, lil' buddy, no room here.
~ John McCain

Trump always has a better idea.
And it never works.
Ever.

"The docs are begging me to do constant cognitive testing. Know why? Because, they say, Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we've never seen anything like it before.' Person Woman Man Camera ... TV!"

That's why the MAGAts are building a "Ballroom" at the WH - it will house the new double-secret "The Donald J. Trump & Doctor Phil Behavioral Analysis Unit & Cognitive Testing Facility."