How about a compromise solution?
Alcatraz gets re-built and President Trump becomes a resident as a convicted felon. Win-Win?

#11 | Posted by TrueBlue

Sure let's open Alcatraz again and stick all those billionaire freeloading pigs in it and have weekly "Guillotine Brunch" one scumbag at a time.

#19 | Posted by Wildman62

I think these two are onto the next big reality TV hit. Can you imagine the advertising revenue?