Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick! I agree with Boaz. Bud Dwyer exit, here I come!

"The American people, not known for deep thought, do know one thing, they are tired of seeing the daily, infantile ranting and raving of an incompetent, narcissistic criminal as president"

And that is why they are on their way to choosing a eminently unlikable, creepy, brain-addled, establishment opponent that will guarantee that incompetent, narcissistic criminal re-election.

It is fairly obvious that Ira, like the true Trumptard he is, is truly scared of Bernie. Bernie would wipe the floor with Trump. I'll pick a crazy old Jew screaming like grandpa Simpson at a cloud in the sky over a self-centered egotistical lying hypocritical bigoted sack of perverted ---- like Il Douche Trumpolini any day. Plenty will- that is if ol' Bernie doesn't have another coronary incident or let the Dem elite send him to campaign in a slow convertible in downtown Dallas.

Trumptards can take that stunning bit of prophecy to the bank, just as they most likely did back in spring, 2016 when I correctly predicted here (I think as my alter-ego Pumpkinhead) that Trump would be both the republican nominee and the next POTUS, lol.

And Gracie, feel free to save my post and store it right next to that sticky, tadpole-stained blue dress you wore to Mar-o-Lago a few years back and which now hangs breeding orange-tinted maggots in the middle of your Trump shrine.

An amazing defeat for both the Dem establishment and the Trumptards.

Nerfherder on Romney's Former Traveling Press Secretary: 'Motivated By Bitterness And Jealousy'

Another Trump win:

President Trump has successfully negotiated to have his brain preserved cryogenically after he passes away. He managed to secure a sizable discount on the price" nearly 66% off the standard rate.

What he apparently didn't realize is that the only reason he was given a discount in the first place was that the size of the vessel used to eventually house his brain only needed to be 1/3 that of a normal human brain.

Also noteworthy" in yet another example of his already legendary compassion he signed a donor card that allows for his hands to be donated after death to any infant child that might be in need of them.

Today, President Donald Trump tweeted that he was "looking into" building an additional wall to keep out all "bad" germs. The wall would be "very bigly" and eventually reach up into the upper stratosphere.

Also, Trump tweeted that germs from certain "bad" countries (especially the countries containing germs with darker-colored cellular walls) will not be permitted to travel to America.

"I hope the best for ol' Rushbo"

He'll live on forever in syndication as bastion of late night AM radio...

Thousands of future patriots will listen to him in the wee hours of the morn, their MAGA hats and their duck dynasty posters and their khaki battle fatigues dimly lit by the flickering flames of the tiki-torch, clutching their semi-autos tightly to their polos and dreaming of the day when they, once again, will show their prodigious political might in the form of intimidating balaclavas and Gucci belt buckles in the hallowed political halls of the Kentucky capital.

Bernie's a flake, but he's on the right track with his foreign policy.

"Today must be Hater Monday"

It must be all those Kaepernick h8rs slagging on the 49ers.

"Them cigars are killers."

Lung cancer can be caused by a variety of things--

Smoking cigars is just one of them.

But an advanced lung cancer diagnosis coming an individual who has made a living spouting cancerous comments for the past thirty years-- I can't say that I'm really surprised that it finally caught up with him...

"That being said. How about some consistency??"

It might be said that those (on both sides) who look to acts of violence as viable solutions to problematic situations abroad are more apt to entertain acts of violence as solutions to problematic situations here at home.

I am trying extremely hard right now to avoid channeling my inner thug and spiking the football in the endzone here :-)

Usually those who plonk others are also plonking themselves on a regular basis.

But who am I to say what a man can or cannot do within the small confines of his home (or within the small confines of his thumb and index finger)?

If these nefarious football players were ever impeached for such conduct, I'll be the first to say that I would vote for acquittal.

After all, its not like they are a bunch of morons who are supposed to make big, important decisions on my behalf.

"Only in your mind."

Ziegenficker: Die Nase voll haben!!!

"Lame analogy. "

No, quite apt, Herr. Ziegenficker...

#31, the party might be in death throes, but not the supporters. Eventually they will turn more and more to political terrorism. They have proven time and time again their complete willingness to descend into the dark ages.

One man's Afghanistan is another man's Kentucky.

"Joe Biden Lectures Black Voter, Pokes Him in the Chest

--Do you think a Republican could get away with this?"

Only if it was a woman and he grabbed her by her -----.

Is Mike Dukakis still alive?

rather, just an old, fun tradition for the amusement of those of us who like traditions.'

"The less there is to justify a tradition or custom, the harder it is to get rid of it." -Mark Twain

All of this would be moot if the Democrats just fielded viable candidate in nine months.

Trump has proven that tyranny of the idiocracy is not just a theory or a fictional movie.

"it makes me wonder if Sec of State Pompeo is qualified for the position he holds."

My intensive research on the matter has concluded that anyone whose last name anagrams to "me ----" will have the tendency to be completely full of ----....

Apparently, the only thing the Dems hate as much as Trump is their own foot. That would explain why they are constantly shooting themselves in it...

Drinking the Drano while draining the swamp...

Attempting to unclog the crap from the sewer-end of the toilet...

Regurgitating the built-up bile like a bunch of boot licking, bloviating bulimics...

Trump&Co has this!