America's #1 export is weaponry.

America's #1 import are chickens...
...coming back home to roost.

"Could there be a worse team name than
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim"

Every damn name in the Great American Conference

Kissinger:

"And the idiot rubes wanna send him some more money so he can run again and steal more cash."

Well, it is nothing more than a pyramid scheme, y'know.

And as we all know, the well-preserved bodies of the Kings and Queens with the power are located inside those massive pyramids that their poor slaves toil to build for most of their miserable lives.

"Cross-Border Tunnel Length of 6 Football Fields Found""

If they put some stands in there, the could relocate the Jaguars and automatically increase their attendance three- or four-fold.

"Putins greatest accomplishment will always be getting a Russian spy elected to the Presidency of the United States."

Amazing how such a nefarious and ubiquitous man such as Putin could manipulate millions ofd people and scores of politicians of the most powerful country in the world into choosing a useful idiot/stooge/spy/manchurian candidate as their leader but he can't even conquer a 300 mile swath of flat land a few miles to his west.

It's like that brilliant professor on Gilligan's Island who could create all sorts of ingenious gadgets out of bamboo and palm fronds and coconut shells, but somehow didn't have the intellectual know-how to fix a simple hole in the bottom of a boat.

But hey, its summer of 1914 all over again and the momentum of the MIC cannot be stopped so OVER THE TOP, fellow lemmings!

"319,000 Covid Deaths Could Have Been Averted"

What a strange coincidence- almost as many lives could've been averted if a bunch of politicians and stupid people didn't support the invasion of Iraq under false pretenses.

Curious- if I was a Hindu or Buddhist, I would almost conclude that it was like Karma or somethin'

I betcha that little rover will discover life on Mars the same damned day global thermonuclear war is discovered back on Earth.

My jokes are like UFOs-- most of them just fly over people's heads without being fully understood.

Recession? Bah! Tis but a temporary flesh wound as long as the jaws of US war machine are kept well-oiled.

"The GOP is obsessed with
victory at all costs"

As opposed to the Democrats, who limit the cost to 40 billion $$$$ for their own scorched earth campaign.

Money doesn't grow on trees, but it can still be readily manufactured to control consent.

Finland doesn't need NATO. They know that if Russia's completely inept military (that some people insist is exactly like the Nazi juggernaut of the late 30s) ever invades them, America will lay down at the altar of its military industrial complex and fork over $40 billion to help them.

"Feed Me!!!" Audrey II (AKA the Military Industrial Complex)
"Here, maybe I can squeeze a little bit more $$$ out ..." Seymour Krelborne (AKA Joe Biden)

A "Delegation" will not do squat.

Finland and Sweden will not join NATO. Joe Manchin has spoken.

"NATO expects Turkey not to hold up Finland, Sweden membership"

LOL!

Sooooooooo, what does Turkey get to vote yes?

As I mentioned the other day, the Turks are the Joe Manchin of NATO. Great country to visit, though. Especially Kastamonu. Helps to speak German.

Turkey is NATO's Joe Manchin.

Both abortion and suicide demean the value of human life. But both rights should remain legal.

The focus should not be about maintaining legality" ultimately should be to build and maintain a true "pro-life" society that educates and supports individuals so they do not one day find themselves in a desperate situation that makes them consider committing one or the other.

To die with dignity...

....with your dignified brains splattered all over some wall that will have to be cleaned, patched and likely repainted.

"Republican Sen. Susan Collins called the police on Saturday after a chalk message was found on a sidewalk outside her home in Bangor, Maine."

What Collins probably needs is just a good Bangor.