"Herschel Walker will never let you down"

Except after knocking you up.

I always picture Mao-Miao screaming "all you panty-waisted liberals are dumb and everyone knows it" (a really futile and stupid gesture) as he swiftly passes by the 32nd story during his intentional jump from a 64th floor window.

"You can't just lump them all into one"

Far preferable than lumping them into zero.

They should play the NFL Pro Bowl and the MLB All-Star game on the same day and at the same time, preferably on the same playing field.

Remember the Maine!

Its not fascism, its authoritarian democracy.

Krakatoa, east of Leamington...

Russia joins the USA in not being punished for war crimes during completely unjustified wars.

She was just defending her owner, like any good dog.

Trump is Cannon's Special Master.

'we know who sent our ancestors into slavery and it wasn't the white man"

So you are saying the smarter, non-slave blacks in Africa took advantage of the dumber blacks (your ancestors) and sold them as slaves for a profit? Ouch!

Perhaps those smarter blacks were just looking it from a business standpoint, not a racial one. I mean, how else were those smarter blacks gonna get their guns and liquor?

But they wouldn't have sold if there wasn't a market in europe and in the west. The white man always had what those Africans wanted, right? Just look a you. White People gave you the Military Industrial Complex in which you willingly became a pawn and made your living upon the corpses of dead and oppressed brown people.

Anyway, enough of that. I'm going to go read Curious George and blame the palm tree that allowed the Man In the Yellow Hat to kidnap him.

"We are also smart"

OK, Fredo.

I was raised as a Catholic Worker. My father was Irish and signed up for and served in Vietnam but after he came home in 1973 he joined the movement, met my Mom, got married and repudiated the decisions of his early adulthood and the actions of his military past.

While not as active in the community as my Mom still is, I do not regret being raised the way I was raised.

I tend to look at Evangelical Christians the same way I view a bag of dog poop thrown haphazardly and carelessly towards a public trash receptacle on a city street- you want to think that there was some good intention in there somewhere but the fact remains that its still dog poop and its still not properly disposed of.

Oh, how cute- he has his own set of minstrels following him around. Just like brave Sir Robin!

If Boaz lived back then, he would have willingly sold himself into slavery and then called it "freedom" in order to ingratiate himself with his new masters.

"Everything fat donnie fail touches...dies"

It doesn't die, it just rots and remains in a state of being rotten-- like a zombie.

I could huff a gasoline-soaked rag in a plastic baggie or I could join the MAGAt cult. Either way, instantaneous brain damage and intellectual rot will inevitably occur.

"Nazi Analogies Are Dangerous, But Increasingly Relevant"

The model is not Nazi Germany. The model is Israel, my dear.

"U.S. Bank Chiefs to Be Grilled by Congress"

I'll believe it when I see them running out of the courthouse with third degree burns and slathered from head to toe in Mambo Sauce...

"Gaza Farmer Finds Byzantine Mosaic While Planting Tree"

In a few years that tree will be uprooted and bulldozed over by the Israelis in the name of fighting terrorism.

Apparently, each morning, Bellringer wakes up, punches himself repeatedly in the balls, and then sits down at his computer and types: "HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH NOW, LIBS?!?!"

The G.O.P. used to stand for Grand Old Party.

Now it stands for: Gaslighting Our People

Here's my idea for a Ron DeSantis POTUS candidacy pin:

"I Like Eich"

'Govt agencies we can no longer trust, Homeland Security, IRS, FBI, CIA, NIH, CDC...."

Ms. GT takes her cue from Trump, every... single... time.

It's like the collective IQ of the Republican party has been on a slow drip downward since the year I was in 5th grade (2000). Was it always this way? My 73-year-old Mom says "no" but then again she is and always will be an idealist Catholic Worker at heart.

They might not know how to write or read cursive, but the vast majority of Zs realize what a complete -------- Donald Trump is, unlike the majority of boomers and Xers with beautiful cursive handwriting that seem to enjoy disparaging them so.