I heard Trump is a billionaire. Why the ---- can't he pay for it himself?

He's meeting the UK PM at some point, so it's a "business trip".

That would give him a BMI of 40 - grossly obese.

Sounds about right. Lives on junk food and Coke and needs a golf cart to move 200 feet.

He's a tub of lard.

What Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would call a "Disgusting Fatbody!".

"I THINK MY BASE WILL FALL FOR ANYTHING"

On that point, he's not wrong.

But we know that story.

It's like no one had heard of Lewzer before he was hired to do a reality TV show. The man has been a slimeball all his life.

Scotts believes trump is 6'3 and 220.

And smart. Like his uncle with the three degrees he didn't have.

You will believe anything that helps your team.

He's just here to provide entertainment. Kinda like Colbert pretending to be Bill O'Reilly.

I'm sure we will learn that Epstein and Lewzer had never met, or even heard of each other.

I have not seen a firefly in decades.

Trump up there doing his "weave" bs as usual.

English professors say they've never seen anything like it. The identities of these professors are hidden in the Epstein files.

TACO.

He killed Colbert's show

And?

So the apparent bribe was successful?

Lewzer's "fee" was only 0.2% of the cost of the merger. Not much of a deal for the world's greatest dealmaker.

Is Bribe Force One ready yet?

I love the picture. Lewzer brought a prop document to his "visit" to embarrass Powell with and had it shoved up his ass by reality. Powell's "WTF are you talking about?" expression is priceless.

Maxwell is smart and has no problem lying, she did it for decades

Makes one wonder how she ended up in prison in the first place.

I put that in the same category as Melania's "kidney procedure."

------------------ is a common side effect of kidney surgery.

The Founding Daddies would happy see they developed form of government in which sucking up to the Royal Family was the way to get ahead.

Bono had best be careful. Rough week for 80's icon's with 4 letter names.

Or Cher. She's almost 80.

full lawfare in a desperate attempt to change the narrative

It worked before when Comey used Hillary's emails to kill the Access Hollywood tape story.

Lewzer: "Right or wrong, it's time to go after people".

Is he senile or just really stupid? I can't believe his staff lets him out in public.

Maybe Pres Trump has little to worry about.

I would think so. He can't be prosecuted. He can't be impeached. Melania might dump him, but he wouldn't care.

...the demented orange pedo is panicking over the Epstein Files.

Which begs the question, why? What does he have to worry about?

Danbury? Home of the John Oliver Sewage Treatment Plant?