Houston, I think I've discovered the problem.

Fridays "listening session" will be no different. Closed doors with just Lewzer, Putin, and Putin's translator. Maybe a cardboard cutout of Rubio propped up in the corner.

The ones that crash all the time?

He's probably offering B1 Lancers, F-15s, Apache helicopters, RC-135 spy planes and his namesake F-47 superduperfighter.

BullJohnson wants state run media, like Russia has.

RT will be opening a branch office in Alaska on Saturday.

preyed on "barely legal" girls.

Is there a difference between "barely legal" and "legal"? Seems to me the issue with Epstein was some were not legal at all.

...a series of economic incentives to end the ongoing war in Ukraine.

Known as the "Lewzer really wants a Peace Prize Accords".

The deficit for July was up 19%, or $47 billion

Even after DOGE cut $2 Trillion in fraud and waste? Oh, wait, it was just $1 Trillion. Or maybe $600 Million? Or $160 Million? $16 Million and a beat down on Dupont Circle?

Thank God our President lowered prices on the first day!!!

Days are longer now. Day One isn't finished until the war in Ukraine is over. We're not there yet.

Is this what they're saying over on Boaz's Discord?

They're too busy dreaming up new usernames.

Has Norway been invited to observe the master deal maker in action?

There will be Peace Prize in our time!

Fire someone.

I don't need to go to a museum that's all patriotic bullshht.

More like jingoistic bullshht.

... as old as Methuselah

She's trying to lure Steven Seagal away from Putin.

Trumpers don't want to talk about their own the Deep State hoax CBO Report.

Now Lewzer says, "there will be "very severe consequences" if Putin doesn't agree to end the war with Ukraine". LOL.

Severe consequences being, no Peace Prize for you!

Right up there with George Soros. 'Grats!

Don't you know whats going on in Canada?

I do. So I repeat the question, why?

By your own confessions, you should be in jail.

I'm bored, so I'll bite. Why?

Maybe go hiking and get a breath of fresh air or something... Oh wait, you cant...

My knees are old so I prefer prefer my RZR. I pack a cooler full of water for those hiking and biking. I was out for 98 km today, probably more tomorrow.

itZ aLl aBoOt gHeY SeX!!

Did I do that properly? Forgive the accent, eH?

iTs tHe mESsAgINg!!!

Is there supposed to be some point to that stupidity you keep typing?

Righties have gone awfully quiet...

They're busy putting on their camo face makeup.

Pres Trump may be jealous that he has not yet earned a Nobel.

May be? I'm surprised he hasn't put 1,500% sanctions on Norway for not handing it over.

as the Dotard-in-Chief aims a "rifle."

To his credit, Lewzer has never bothered with the obligatory gun-waving photo-ops that are almost a GOP cult requirement.

Probably better to have no numbers rather than fake numbers, which was the only other choice.

You are the only one of us who cannot be denied entry.

Wanna bet?