what horrible thing did Kimmel say about Charlie Kirk again?

I think he just took a massive dump on Lewzer's reaction to the whole thing.

Does this disqualify them for the Lewzer Gold Citizenship Visa Card? Or do they just have to pay more?

I knew he was a POS since the Apprentice.

Mark Burnett apologized for dragging Lewzer out of obscurity by talking him into doing The Apprentice.

Of course, Mark Burnett is now Special Envoy for the United Kingdom.

Karoline Leavitt Bleats Utter Nonsense

To be fair, that is her job. And she's pretty good at it. Those lips going like a machine gun, and all.

and the Stock Market today just hit an All Time High

Is that meaningful? When he crashed it with his first tariff announcement he said the stock market wasn't that important and he didn't care.

and Carter gave China a "favored trading nation" status.

Wasn't that Bubba?

Jim who blew the .32 couldn't function without having alcohol in his system because he would get the shakes.

We had an electrician like that. Shaking so bad in the morning he could barely tie his boots. Somehow, about 2 hours into the shift, he was fine.

That sounds like a lot of AI tripe.

Trinidad and Tobago will allow the US military access to its airports

In that $14B aircraft carrier they dragged over there not good for anything?

abusing our court system to harass people.

I believe the term is "Lawfare". It used to be bad, but those were (D)ifferent times.

Vlad's been dangling that Building Permit under his nose forever.

Vlad was a Lt Col in the KGB about then.

could you please narrow it down a bit more?

Sure! It was about the same time the KGB approached Lewzer about maybe building a hotel in Moscow.

I had a welder hit .32 on a job site and his welds were passing .

Q: What do you say to a guy with a 46 IQ?

A: "Nice bead!".

:-)

The order directs Attorney General Pam Bondi to immediately pursue "investigations and prosecutions" related to fentanyl trafficking.

Michelle was the photographer who took the picture on the cover of The Art of the Deal.

That was back when Lewzer was a slimy, two-bit, lying, con-artist lowlife.

MAGATS are sub-human filth

And antisemites. Who knew?

It sounds too impossible to be true.

It's like a drink every 10 minutes or so. He looks like he was a big boy, but still. Apparently his BAC was 0.184.

But the "within 500 miles" aspect is what I disagree with.

That's fair, it was just a random number I picked. Starship launch debris is more predictable than random reentry debris.

Did he ask for each and every one of those drinks to be served to him?

And did he actually drink them all?

would we have been talking about strategic US bombers being involved?

Probably. Lewzer loves parades and flybys. He likes B-52s because they are big. Did the same thing off Venezuela. And Russia.

drink so much, so hard, and so quickly.

Those unlimited drink packages make some people pretty stupid. They want to "get their money's worth" so they are usually hammered by 0900 every day.

This seems to be different. 33 drinks in a couple of hours? While they were probably still at the dock?

What happens when satellite debris starts crashing on to houses?

Everyone within 500 miles will see their insurance rates go up to cover the risk.

Lawyers said that despite having the right to refuse service to visibly intoxicated passengers, cruise ship staff did not.

I'm sure that would have calmed him down.

Providence police have person of interest in custody

Reporting now he is being released.

Have they found a way to make B-52s "stealthy"? It looks like this "tactical exercise" is just more sabre rattling.