*these days. Damn autocollect.

The Nooner is by invitation only three days, but it's possible the clown hacked into it. That's why they're called ClownsHack.

"Unfortunately his dad made him a "man" at a very early age."

With a wooden spoon?

#35 | Posted by ClownShack

Vete a la -----, pendejo.

I didn't lie about anything. Stop being such a man child.

"Shut up idiot."

"Christ, you're a stupid ------- moron."

Ahh, this is really starting to feel like the old Nooner again. And look who the miscreants are who brought it down to that level, because they can't rub two neurons together to make an argument and instead have to resort to spec ed playground antics.

"Emo is in Canada"

That's what they want you to think. Typical Emo Kids. It's literally right on the border, a couple hours from Duluth. Any American can go there and say "we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!"

"Town lost lawsuit due to their discriminatory policies."

Which policies? Be specific. The article I read didn't mention any policies.

"Town was fined 10,000 not, 10's of thousands of dollars"

Okay Math Wiz, tell everyone exactly which number the range of tens of thousands begins at.

"Town was NOT fined for not celebrating pride month, they were fined for discrimination"

For not flying a pride flag.

According to an article I just read, a small town in Minnesota called Emo was fined tens of thousands of dollars because didn't celebrate pride month. Supposedly not doing so was a violation of a human rights code.

" spit roasted "

I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure you have a lot of experience with it.

Since there's a 3 day timer, maybe we could just start a 'Weekender' thread on Fridays. On Monday, we could have the Mooner, and on Wednesdays the Humper.

Whenever a thread is moved to the front page, the site admin (whoever that is these days, could be a bot for all we know) adds a related facebook post as an embed. (It used to be from Twitter, but obviously this site doesn't want to promote that anymore, and there might have been a potential issue when Musk complained about tweets being embedded or read from other sites without the users having to go to X/Twitter.)

Customs agents are real weirdos. One time I was going back to the US via ORD, and this bald guy working there noticed I had a package of fish shaped crackers. He immediately asked, "That's not MEAT, is it?" And I was like "no, it's candy." And he immediately replied "it's not MEAT CANDY, is it?!"

'Gary Johnson: "What is Aleppo?"'

That was the stupidest political 'controversy' ever. The question came out of nowhere with no context, and the interviewer pronounced it like it was two words, 'a leppo'.

Of course, Johnson's later reaction when a journalist asked him about it when walking down the street was devastating, but that's not what you're squirting about.

'Libertarians : "He's got my vote!"'

Anyone who votes Libertarian (or any other third party) knows it's effectively a protest vote, but it does help the party get more funding and recognition in the next cycle. If Democrats didn't spend so much time trashing Libertarians and Greens, they might have gotten more of their votes.

How are they going to enforce this, other than forcing users to provide a photo id when they sign up, and/or a credit card number in their name?

"I think it is time or abolish the Selective Service completely. Wonder if it will be on DOGE chopping block?"

I'd say there's 0.000000000% chance of that happening, at most.

Bill, how would you rank him, compared to other conmen? Including Bill Clinton.

I've been to Florida a couple of times, about 30 years apart. Really nice weather in January.

I've always seen the stupidest stories come out of Florida, as relating to both criminal and police behavior.

"Was it always full of drug addicts and degenerates..."

Interestingly, I've heard the same thing about Germany, by people from there. The grass is always greener, until one sees the fuller picture.

"should women be required to register for Selective Service"

The female presidential candidates want us to know they're still studying this issue, and they'll get back to us on that.

Dance, monkeys, dance

What's your plan to lower tuition prices? Throwing endless "free" money at the universities obviously hasn't worked.

"Who was spazzing out?"

The OP.

Like I said, the bill was just proposed. Not much point in spazzing out over something that will be amended many times before there's a final vote on it.

What percentage of medical students rely solely on federal loans anyway?

"There goes med school."

Med school is completely separate from undergraduate or graduate academic degrees.

As I'm sure you know.

I know this sounds like a wacky idea, but I actually read the article. A couple of good things about the bill are that it puts caps and the amounts students can borrow ($50,000 for undergrad, $100K for graduate) and doubles the amount of Pell grants for juniors and seniors who are on track to graduate.

The bill was just introduced, so I'm sure there'd be lots of modifications to it. People have always had the option to defer payments if they can show economic hardship.