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Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Republican senator calls George Santos a bunny boiler

Ever see fail attraction? Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has and thinks that George Santos has plenty of personality traits in common with Glenn close's murderous character who if I remember correctly was based on part on a sibling of hers with a borderline personality disorder.

Posted by Tor at 10:41 PM | 3 COMMENTS

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Raccoon Frozen to Train Track Rescued by Humans

Much as I hate raccoons I am very glad these humans took Mercy on one they found Frozen to railroad tracks but it's testicles read more

Posted by Tor at 09:32 PM | 9 COMMENTS

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Dick Van Dyke reads a speech by Rod Serling

Yes Dick Van Dyke of Mary Poppins Fame reading a speech by Rod Serling of Twilight Zone Fame on the topic of Martin Luther king.

Posted by Tor at 11:42 PM | 4 COMMENTS

John Lovett's roasts George Santos

Was George Santo's inspired by Tommy Flanagan On Saturday Night Live?

Posted by Tor at 10:26 PM | 5 COMMENTS

George Santos: I Am Not a Drag Queen Or a Dog Killer

George Santos wants everyone to know that he is not a drag queen and he has never killed a dog belonging to a disabled veteran. read more

Posted by Tor at 09:31 PM | 39 COMMENTS

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Raccoon Frozen to Train Track Rescued by Humans

Deez are some good nuts

The raccoon weren't so good they were frozen.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 10:35 PM | Reply

No Bail for Republican Accused of Planning Shootings

Why is the entire County Republican Party not being investigated to see how many of them knew what he was up to?

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 10:34 PM | Reply

Moscow Air Defense System Deployed

Sweden? That land is going to either Finland Latvia or Estonia.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 08:00 PM | Reply

US Poised to Approve Abrams Tanks for Ukraine

www.youtube.com

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 05:38 PM | Reply

I Ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days

Pete don't encourage the Russians

Besides magicians can't see into the future and if they could they would certainly have run from the region rather than allow themselves to be arrested and executed horribly.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 05:16 PM | Reply

US Poised to Approve Abrams Tanks for Ukraine

America Poland Germany and list keeps growing.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 05:12 PM | Reply

US Poised to Approve Abrams Tanks for Ukraine

Heavily armored artillery from a dozen countries? Who needs to surrender now? It's putin.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-24 05:04 PM | Reply

Pakistan Power Cut: Major Cities Without Electricity

Without electricity cousin marriage is going to only increase in Pakistan.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 11:08 PM | Reply

Trump Complains about Length of Diamond's Funeral

Sad thing is she would love everything he's saying.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 10:10 PM | Reply

John Lovett's roasts George Santos

Lovett is just how we spell it in France.. yeah that's the ticket.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 10:09 PM | Reply

Russia Sends Drug Addicts to War

Free detox facility in A POW Camp sounds better than going through withdrawals in a war zone.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 10:08 PM | Reply

Russian warship to join drills with China

South Africa is planning to get all the Russian sailors pregnant.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 08:13 PM | Reply

Former Top FBI Official Arrested; Ties to Russia.

This could explain why dozens of things about the investigations into Trump and others didn't end the way they should have.
Trump may yet end up on trial for treason.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 06:27 PM | Reply

M&M's Says Its Dropping Its 'spokescandies'

They could go back to the normal two candies and there stupid 30-second Adventures. Maya Rudolph is fun and all but she's not as fun as those two harmless corporate mascot.. WTF do I care?

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 01:54 PM | Reply

Pakistan Power Cut: Major Cities Without Electricity

He better very careful I taught one of his goats to throw its voice.

He's going to end up bloinking his Pig again.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 01:52 PM | Reply

Babble Hypothesis Shows Key Factor to Becoming a Leader

Seriously you just have to be a motor mouth?

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 01:10 PM | Reply

Florida Gives Reasons for Rejecting A.P. African American Studies Class

If you can't tell the difference between chattel slavery and life in modern America for the average worker you don't live in america.

Posted by Tor at 2023-01-23 01:05 PM | Reply

Former Top FBI Official Arrested; Ties to Russia.