Kamala Harris has won North carolina!

(Okay fine Josh Stein won the governor's race in North Carolina but why would he win the governorship if she didn't win the presidential election there?)

Harris will sweep New England and I mean all New England. She'll then be victorious in New York and New Jersey Delaware Maryland and Virginia.

No one else thinks this is funny?

Years ago somebody told Trump voters they were special and they didn't realize they meant special as in need of special education and grew into narcissism preventing them from realizing they made a mistake the last two times they voted for trump.

Either Harris crushes Trump or we may very well need to establish basic intelligence tests for anybody who wants to vote. You know like the one Trump was so proud he passed.

Aren't servicemen in a war zone required to report any injury that can leave so much as a scar?

Is it so hard to believe a powerhouse state with an Ivey League college one shore on the Great Lakes and another on a deep water river that cargo ships transverse every day and leads directly to the Atlantic Ocean would have some voters over seas?

friendly fire in a war zone gets you a purple heart.

shooting yourself doesn't.

If Iowa goes blue I can only imagine how many "red" states will tell trump to go to hell.

The odds of him having a gsw from Afghanistan that was undocumented is unlikey.

That wasn't a demon I got done banging his mom and was feeling a little bored so I went into his room and punched him till Tucker wet his pants and then went back to her room.

dead*man is in the closet.

*setonhavingsexwitha

is the army short on bullets?

That's how you deal with anyone who went into the capital that day.

deadhead we get it you like to think Michelle is a man.

Thing is that makes you gay.

They really earned it.

I'd like to thank Ralph Nader for making this possible.

Witches don't actually have any powers.

If they did they would have been a world power eons ago.

instead armies came and went without giving a damn what "witches" said or did.

Holy crap are we living in some sort of sequel prequel to The Sound of music?

Because there are Nazis harassing nuns.

Because what we really need during a neck and neck presidential race is an apology tour from the sitting president.

The Smart Ones will surrender in the first 24 hours.