#59 Never fear, AngryDad.

It'll be here in just two weeks.

:-)

#47 You mean the self-announced incel gay man married to a b___d?

BJ boi is an ignorant dolt and, now, pure scumbag.

Sounds about right, AngryDad.

Yep. Sounds about right.

#38 Spot-on observations, my friend. Especially that part of her comment that you identified.

Forever vigilant, LampLighter...

We have to remain forever vigilant.

(And I thank you for your posts; you are what I call "good people")

#36 Handy Oakley?

She's certainly working on that.

Meanwhile... What's the difference between blue and purple?

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Answer: The grip

I am here all week.

Try the veal.

And be sure to tip your waiter...

#33 The Leopards Eating Faces party ...

Writ large, my friend LampLighter...

... for all the world to see.

Thank you for your post.

#32 Thank you for your kind response, Twinpac .

#27 Always remember the quintessential conundrum, Dutch46 ...

What is more important: sex or rationalization?

And your immediate response would be, naturally, "Why, sex is most important!"

If that's the case, Dutch46, then ponder this:

If sex is more important than rationalization, then ask yourself ...

Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?

I am here all week.

Try the veal.

And be sure to tip your waiter ...

#4 #5 #6 ... There's a reason why Microsoft's "Clippy" was a failure:

Impotent suggestions and "facts."

Are you auditioning for Clippy 2.0?

#8 She's working on her NEW husband:

Those fingers in my hair...

that sly come-hither stare

that strips my conscience bare

it's witchcraft.

#29 The 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution has done nothing for the United States of America.

Nothing whatsoever.

#24 You hear? Then perhaps it is time for a visit to your local otolaryngologist.

At least that's what they say.

The revelation that Epstein was surprised by the police's lack of interest in Trump, and that Epstein claimed that Trump spent "hours at my house" with one of Epstein's victims seems shocking. And yet, there's a lot that the email doesn't say. Most notably: What happened when Trump was allegedly alone at Epstein's house for hours with a young woman whom Epstein had lured into sex work? Did Trump and the woman play Mario Kart? Do some light gardening? Maybe there was a cutesy rom-com-type situation where they tried to bake a cake, but it came out wrong, and when Trump " donning a chef's hat and apron " took the cake out of the oven, the sex trafficking victim laughed, and all Trump could do was shrug like "What are you gonna do?!" We truly can't know.

There are many innocent reasons why a late-middle-aged man might hang out alone at a sex criminal's ---- palace with a presumably attractive young woman. Young women " especially teenagers " are famously engrossing conversationalists. All of us have found ourselves in a conversation with a teenager and thought "Wow, I wish this could happen all the time!" Young people are wise and thoughtful, and cerebrally inclined adults often seek out their perspective. Ask anyone to name the most attractive part of a post-pubescent young person, and the answer will immediately come back: "Their mind."

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#3 Funny AND Newsworthy !