#51 Flag:

snip ...

So even though Kelsey Grammer's Frasier is one of my all-time favorite sitcoms, I sat out the revival a couple years ago. Even though I was entertained by the first season of Sylvester Stallone's Tulsa King, I never saw the second. Not that avoiding every denizen of the list has been a sacrifice. I doubt I'd have lined up for whatever Dean Cain and Rob Schneider have coming up next regardless of their political leanings. I'm not a fan.

The same goes for two latest additions to the list: actor Nick Cannon and singer Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas of the group TLC. They are people my kids grew up idolizing, not me, and I don't feel any sense of personal loss at this week's news that they support the MAGA agenda.

Which isn't to say I don't feel something. Call it a profound sense of disappointment.

And it is, to be brutally candid, quite specifically because they are African Americans. That means they should know better. Yet like a small but growing number of black luminaries "Nicki Minaj, Snoop Dogg and the anti-semite formerly known as Kanye " it is apparent that they simply do not. Or else, they just don't give a damn.

Either way, we are talking about a level of historical imbecility that beggars belief. And a gaping emptiness in the place where character ought to be.

If this were Maryland in the 1850s, these are the black people who would be standing by the side of the road saying, "Harriet went that-a-way, boss."

If this were Montgomery, Alabama in 1956, they'd be riding the bus.

It this were the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 1963, they'd be in the gift shop.

Instead, it's 2026, and they're using their platforms and fame to cape for Donald Trump.

Lord, save me from Negroes like these.

Eostre is the pagan fertility goddess of humans and crops. The traditional colors of the festival are green, yellow and purple. The symbols used are hares and eggs, representing fertility (because we all know that bunnies breed like, well, rabbits) and new life.

#47 No, you're not.

"How did government of, by and for the people in a nation governed by We the People become a regime governed by, of and for every penny ante whack job with a broken child inside?"

Today's bible verse: Mene mene tekel upharsin: you have been weighed in the balance and found wanting. Beware the Persians.

That's what Daniel told the Pharaoh. Someone needs to tell Trump.

#9 www.trackaipac.com seems to equate to "See you at the polls, AIPAC Democratic Party candidates."

So, apparently, to www.trackaipac.com, AIPAC candidates with an "R" after their names are AOK.

But, www.trackaipac.com wants AIPAC candidates with a "D" after their names defeated and destroyed... to the benefit of AIPAC candidates with an "R" after their names.

Not sure how this is supposed to stop the terror/damage that is Trump/MAGAism here in America, where Rene Good and Alex Pretti are gunned down in the streets by AIPAC people with an "R" after their names.

But perfection has never been the enemy of the possible?

And what better time to commence an internecine war than right in the middle of trying to rid the country of the terror/damage that is Trump/MAGAism.

Amirite?

#15 ...

I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag

... Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men and women,
Uncle Sam needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam Iran
So put down your books, pick up a gun
Gonna have a whole lot of fun ...

... And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam Iran
And it's five, six, seven
Open up the pearly gates
Ah, ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee, we're all gonna die

#2 Coriolanus posts, "Thanks Bibi, Chuck, Hakeem, and AIPAC!"

I assume that "Chuck" = Chuck Schumer and "Hakeen" = Hakeem Jeffries.

Democratic leaders in the US Senate and US House, respectively

So, is the message here... VOTE REPUBLICAN?

Or is the message DON'T BOTHER VOTING AT ALL?

This song is dedicated to Pamela Bondi...

It's that time again
we gotta say good night
you know it's getting late
tomorrow is another day my friend

you don't have to go home
but you can't stay here
now you're making me mad
you gonna make me swear

#48

#42 Ms. Laura. Always remember...

Your presence here and the memories you carry with you are a source of treasure here on the DR

Thank you.

Wherever is Your Heart I Call Home

Wherever is your heart I call home
Wherever is your heart I call home
Though your feet may take you far from me, I know
Wherever is your heart I call home

Got A Lot Of Livin' To Do ...

Life's a ball
If only you know it
Yeah it's all just waiting for you
Ah you're alive,
So come on and show it
We got a lot of livin'
Such a lot of livin'
... Tonight's the night we're gonna fly
Let's kick this hick town in the hide
... I want a taste of everything
Let's live it up and really swing
... Got a lot of living living living to do
... Live!

#34 | Hello ...

" ... the credibility of the news media is in the toilet.""

Which one of the following headlines from news media belong in the toilet?

1. Pam Bondi Fired as Attorney General | NY Times

2. Doctors, nurses arrested in SoCal health care fraud investigation | ABC7

3. Justice Department says law requiring president to turn over records at end of administration is unconstitutional | CBS News

4. Why Trump's 2 to 3 week' timeline for the Iran war's end sounds familiar | Politico

5. Live updates: UN Security Council to vote on proposal authorizing naval action in Strait of Hormuz | CNN

Which one of the following headlines from news media belong in the toilet?

" ... the credibility of the news media is in the toilet.""

Which one of the following headlines from news media belong in the toilet?

1. Pam Bondi Fired as Attorney General | NY Times

2. Doctors, nurses arrested in SoCal health care fraud investigation | ABC7

3. Justice Department says law requiring president to turn over records at end of administration is unconstitutional | CBS News

4. Why Trump's 2 to 3 week' timeline for the Iran war's end sounds familiar | Politico

5. Live updates: UN Security Council to vote on proposal authorizing naval action in Strait of Hormuz | CNN

Which one of the following headlines from news media belong in the toilet?

#11 No, you're not.

** BREAKING NEWS **

Iran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US

** BREAKING NEWS **

Bondi announces she's stepping down as US Attorney General in order to spend more time redacting Epstein files with her family.

#14 Citizenship status of parent(s) is irrelevant to the discussion of Birthright Citizenship.

Sucks to be you, bell boi.

#24 fishpud claims, without a shred of proof, that "Dems" (who, exactly???), were pissed at $5.00/gallon gas under Biden.

The source of fishpud's claims:

#7 bell boi says, "Taxpayer funded media that pushes left wing dogma and is a mouthpiece for the DNC has NOTHING to do with our constitutional order. That is what NPR and PBS are..."

Oh do tell us, bell boi - with your laser-like focus on what is left wing dogma - which one of these current NPR/PBS headlines (and accompanying stories) are, in fact, left wing dogma:

#11 Wake & bake, fishpud?

Did you bring enough for the entire class?

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#20 Liar says, "Neither dealt with the problem of Iran"

100% oops:

On May 8, 2018, President Donald Trump announced that the United States would withdraw from the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), commonly known as the Iran nuclear deal. Trump described the 2015 agreement as a "horrible one-sided deal" that failed to protect American national security interests