To get Dummkopf Trumpf's endorsement (again), Blake Miguez should plead the following:

"Look Jefe, I'm no different than good-for-nothing Max Miller. In fact, the chotas jammed me up only once for rape, so I'm actually doing a lot better than that pendejo from Ohio. And for you, I promise to vote for every pro-Israeli legislation in Congress and never mention your espionage or money laundering operations for Vladimir Putin. And Jefe, I would never vote to release any of the Epstein files where you have been exposed as a predatory lecherous child abusador. Of course I will support all of RFK Jr's plans to sicken Americans and I will vote against universal healthcare every chance I get. Por favor Jefe, let me help you destroy America-- so please endorse me with the white supremacists in Louisiana. And I'll work on eliminating my Spanish accent because I see you cringing when I speak."

Texas and Florida, the two worst-run states in the US, both led by gun-worshipping, Islamophobic, misogynistic racist incompetent Republicans.

And these two states continually inflict four garbage Republican senators on the rest of America every six years.

Texas and Florida, the left and right armpits of America.

Then no need for a Samaritan to conduct a GoFundMe campaign and then inconspicuously meet with the upstanding citizens of the Pagans OMC.

Good news.

This is federal and therefore his sentence can be commuted or he can be pardoned.

A pardon would be a death sentence for Vance Boelter.

"Um, excuse me, are you gentlemen members of the Pagans Motorcycle Club?"

"Yeah. What's it to you, Clyde?"

"A healthy all cash donation to your favorite charity should a mighty accident befall this pilgrim here in the photo. Perhaps a shoebox full of untraceable $20s."

"Siddown, chum."

I thought the Chinese cloned Mitch McConnell and other congressmen and senators.

This is a perfect time to debut the poltergeist.

"Ni hao? Um, I mean good morning y'all!"

When I post images of the comely lasses, I usually think of our Corky.

But TFDNIHILIST has a Pete Hellsbreath level of testosterone so I shall consider his tastes in future comments.

Iran will never learn.
We'll have to obliterate them before they cry uncle.
#7 | Posted by BillJohnson

This is why BillJohnson is *Killfiled* and no one on the planet takes this poor man seriously.

One wonders how many people leave a room when Bill Johnson enters or move to another part of the saloon when he saunters in.

Sad.

In Nevil Shutes's On the Beach, Australia, NZ, Suid-Afrika, and South America survived a nuclear war. But two years later, scientists in Australia realize the radioactive fallout is steadily heading south, killing everyone in its path.

The still functioning govt in Canberra and the people of Australia know they have less than one year to live.

The novel becomes a study of how people live their last year before their unjust and horrible deaths.

Two parents with a new infant prepare a special syringe for her when the lethal cloud comes, because the population was advised their deaths would be like a slow, torturous radiological cholera. Better to take a pill and go to sleep.

Elisabeth Kubler-Ross wrote her seminal work On Death and Dying a dozen years after On the Beach and I'm sure she must have read the novel or the watched the 1959 film version.

The novel makes you realize how precious your life is, especially when you know the exact time of your departure.

The long-living Head Priest in Shangri-La (Lost Horizon, James Hilton, 1933) advises the Westerners who stumble across this hidden paradise the secret of long life and contentment: "Be kind."

The man on the street in the Middle East does not like the Israelis, particularly after their current pogrom which has liquidated 75,000 Palestinians in Gaza.

People in non-democratic Egypt and Jordan do not like the Israelis, but the mukhabarat keep a tight lid on them and dissent in general.

This is the price those regimes pay for annual American taxpayer largesse of billions of dollars.

Recognize Israel and keep the peace, to heck with your angry population.

This is called "baksheesh."

The non-democratic Saudi regime faces a similar dilemma. While some of their wealthy oligarchs want to make money with Israeli hi-tech and security firms, the man on the Jeddah street does not like the Israelis.

And Saudi Arabia has a Shia minority of two to two and half million supplicants (10-15% of their population) who are at the bottom of their caste system. They are called "fishermen" or something perjorative like that because they live mainly by the coast.

A surefire way to increase instability in Saudi Arabia would be for Muhammad Bone Saws to recognize Israel.

A Palestinian I know has no problem with Jews but despises the murderous Israelis. "OB" saves his most vocal vituperation for the hypocritical Saudis, a regime that plays lip service to peace and last year executed 356 poor Ethiopians or Somalis caught for drug smuggling -- something the Saudi population wants under the table.

Thanks for the background info, Doc Sarvis.

Barron Trumpf -- the male gammerstang with the "dead eyes" -- idolizes the Tate maniacs.

Yes indeed, Clownshack, and a method to perpetuate medieval serfdom -- feudalism -- on Americans in the US.

"But I must the till the land, milk the cows, and barrow the goods for Milord or else where would I go?"

Decades ago I knew someone who was quickly hired because she was pregnant out of wedlock and the boss knew her.

She was competent, but then "IK" went out on maternity leave so we picked up her workload anyway.

That's no way to run an organization, but we are channelized into this survival mode approach to life, like people in the former USSR and today's Russia.

@2 Accurate parallel. Lipstick on a pig.

'Always Enough Money for War' - James Talarico Speech (a la Corky's OP)

Oof!

@15

According to a 2022 analysis of Google search trends, 15 of the 20 states with the highest search interest in transgender porn voted Republican in the 2020 presidential election.

"I work my furry little paws to the bone on my MS XP PC for you people and this is the thanks I get!"

Language is important.

The word "mafia" itself comes from the Sicilian term for "swagger" or "bravado."

From the article: "Hamas and Hezbollah have continued fighting despite enormous losses."

As did the Viet Minh and then the Viet Cong in South Vietnam after the 1954 demarcation.

Irish casualties accumulated over the centuries in their resistance against the British. Probably ~50,000 Irishmen died fighting John Bull between 1800 and 1923.

Algerian resistance casualties fighting French occupation from 1830 to 1962 = ~5.6 million

Resistance is part of the name HAMAS, which is a portmanteau like the German words STALAG and GESTAPO, or the Russian term GULAG; none of these words existed before 1900.

Hamas = "Harakat al-Muqawama al-Islamiya"

When I used the term "muqawama" (resistance) in Iraqistan or Pashtunistan, my bosses hated it.

I also used the term "US occupation" which further irritated them.

Around the time of the "Surge," I said "Oh, we're gonna flood Iraq with more of our boys to stop the Intifada."

I was never going to make Colonel (O-6) anyway.

The USIC estimated there were about 10,000 to 15,000 Hamas resistance fighters in Oct 2023 out of a total population of two million Palestinians in Gaza, an area the size of Philadelphia PA.

The Lancet UK estimates the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) liquidated over 75,000 Palestinians in Gaza since 7 Oct 2023.