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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

  • Joseph P. Kennedy Sr was friends with D/FBI J. Edgar Hoover and became an informant for him on Hollywood celebrities with communist tendencies.
  • As a US Senator, JFK never passed one simple purity test from Eleanor Roosevelt. JFK avoided publicly condemning US Senator Joe McCarthy and his hideous communist witch-hunts because these Irish families were both conservative and friends.
  • His entire life, wealthy JFK walked around without a nickel in his pockets to even buy a stick of gum. The Kennedy family scion always borrowed money from friends and classmates who would send a bill to his father. Before he embarked on a trip as POTUS, JFK said: "Gosh, I don't have a cent on me!" His father asked a maid to quickly get him an envelope full of cash.
  • JFK would donate his considerable POTUS salary to charity. read more


    Tuesday, May 12, 2026

    At the Taco Joint restaurant outside University of Texas, Austin, POTUS Barack Obama (D) walked in to a James Talarico (D) and Gina Hinojosa (D) political event, surprising everyone. The gracious ex-POTUS then went from table to table and introduced himself to stunned patrons: "Do you know our outstanding next governor and senator?"

    POTUS Barack Obama (D) in NYC with another young Democratic Party leader


    The US Navy plans to buy at least 15 new nuclear-powered battleships endorsed by Donald Trump at $14.5 billion apiece minimum over the next 30 years, making one of them even costlier than the $13 billion USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier, the most expensive US warship afloat today. This multi-decade defense contract will guarantee Mammon-like profits for the next generation of members of the diabolical Trumpf Crime Family (TCF), as well as Republican Party insiders.

    In addition, Felon Musk's Golden Dome project will cost the US $185bn, yet America still doesn't have universal healthcare as enjoyed by Israelis, Germans, Canadians, Brits, Albanians, Cubans, Greenlanders, Iranians, and in 2027, Mexicans.


    Iran's Foreign Ministry stated that the US was making "unreasonable demands" that are being shaped by Israel, coming after Donald Trump called Tehran's proposals a "piece of garbage," bleating that the so-called ceasefire is on "life support."

    Illegal War Against Iran Costing American Taxpayers More Than Israeli Taxpayers


    D/HHS Robert F. Kennedy Jr is threatening to cut off federal funding for hospitals if they continue serving Jell-O or orange juice and wants patients to become MAHA informants using a complaints portal:

    MAHA Informants Portal


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    The Chairman of the Board escorting First Lady-to-be Jacqueline Kennedy to the pre-inaugural gala held at the Washington Armory on 19 Jan 1961. Sammy Davis Jr was disinvited from performing with the rest of the "Rat Pack" so as not to offend white supremacist "Dixiecrats." Sammy Davis Jr then became a Republican and years later the first Man of Color to spend a night at the White House at POTUS Richard Nixon's invitation.

    The winning ticket platform for any POTUS candidate in 2028:

    1) Immediately abolish ICE and DHS. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. On 20 Jan 2029, immediately after the WH luncheon, this E.O. can be in the Federal Register by 1600 hours: "All ICE and DHS personnel will operate unarmed and unmasked at all times and will bring aliens before Immigration Judges (IJ) for due process. Should DHS or ICE personnel feel insecure about conducting their mission, the USAG will deploy one pair of armed DUSMs to accompany them. A Presidential Task Force will then purge the DHS and ICE records of Americans and Permanent Residents obtained without warrant."

    2) Immediately stop funding Israel. First by Executive Order, and then through Congress. This E.O. can be published in the Federal Register by 1605 Hours, 20 Jan 2029: "The US government immediately stops sending hardworking American taxpayer dollars to the State of Israel."

    3) Expand Medicare for all to provide Americans with universal healthcare, as enjoyed by the residents of Germany, Israel, Canada, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, tiny Albania, and in 2027, Mexico.

    4) Investigate all oligarchs who made billions under the nefandous Trumpf junta and use the federal courts to claw back their ill-gotten pelf with lawsuits.

    5) Enlarge the size of the Supreme Court by adding enough Justices to outnumber the reactionary Republicans who have constipated the execution of justice for years. There is no Constitutional limit on the number of SCOTUS Justices nor is there a legal requirement that a justice must be an attorney.

    Who doesn't what this?

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