**** Trumpf Family Voted by Mail ****

FTA:

"Dummkopf Trumpf wants Congress to ban most mail-in voting. But his Stepford Wife spouse Melanoma and his good-for-nothing son, Barron, like Trumpf, voted by mail in a special Tuesday election."

*** ICE Agents Standing Around Chatting on Their Phones at NYC Airports ***

The most dysfunctional junta on the planet is wasting money hand over fist.

"No amount of money or formal resolution can erase the pain caused by a prosecution that should never have been brought," US Army PV1 Michael Flynt whined.

If Iranian retaliatory strikes against the US wiped out MAGATs, ICE thugs, mega-oligarchs, and sinister AIPAC-ers, their minority community of pit fiends and kobolds would be the only ones mourning the losses.

"Gosh, I kicked a nest of murder hornets and sense all of you will be badly stung soon."

Brilliant, Laura.

USSECSTATE Marco Rubio:

And don't forget to take human elephant John Fetterman (D-Israel) with you, Laura 'Lunatic' Loomer!

Iran has over 6,500 nuclear medicine facilities treating 30 types of oncological disease for hundreds of thousands of cancer patients every year.

A USSOF attempt at gathering all the uranium would be an impossible suicide mission.

If the Israelis want all that Iranian uranium, why put our brave young men and women in harm's way?

Let them deploy the Mossad and their Shin Bet commando teams for Pete's sake.

And Laura Loomer loves Israel so much, why doesn't she just finally move there?

This Islamophobic waster of American taxpayer dollars could take George Santos, Lindsey Graham, Andrew Cuomo, Chuck Schumer, Ted Cruz, Randy the "Hebrew Ham Sandwich" Fine, and Alan Dershowitz with her.

And still the Democratic Party doesn't release the autopsy report explaining why 6,265,888 supporters they had on Tuesday 3 Nov 2020 decided to stay home on Tuesday 5 Nov 2024 and not waste their vote on either oligarch Dummkopf Trumpf or Green Party candidate Jill Stein (who received a meager ~861,142 votes nationwide).

Republicans don't want a full release of the Epstein files.

Democrats don't want a full release of the 2024 autopsy report.

So, Dummkopf Trumpf went to Graceland like a tourist and then spent this week watching his war on TV and videos, instead of attending this somber centennial event.

3 Indeed.

None of the Taliban wanted anything to do with al-Qaida's external operations-- especially Mullah Omar.

At the mujahadeen camp in Afghanistan, posters were put up looking for volunteers for a "special operation."

None of the Pashtuns or other Afghans volunteered for it.

Now Dummkopf Trumpf has put the US on the side of the Wahabbis in this fitna.

MBS used the same language as Benjamin Netanyahu-- "a rare opportunity to re-shape the Middle East."

With the morbidly obese geriatric draft-dodging golf cheating pedophile in the White House, China will also have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to re-shape Asia, like Vladimir Putin is now attempting to re-shape Europe.

The Israelis on drudge.com seem to be "rf4b" and "fortfisher."

*** Israeli Death Forces (IDF) Kill 13-Year-Old Boy and Wound Several Others, Including 17-Year Old Girl ***

The IDF killed unarmed defenseless Khaled Saif al-Din Arada (13) while he was inside his tent in the al-Mawasi area of Khan Younis.

Three Palestinians were wounded by IDF gunfire in the al-Mawasi area of Rafah, including a 17-year-old girl. Three Palestinians were wounded by the IDF in the al-Faluja area of Jabalia in northern Gaza. Another Palestinian was wounded near the Abu Asi station in Bureij Refugee Camp in the central Gaza Strip.

The cumulative death toll from the Israeli pogrom against the Palestinians in Gaza since 7 October 2023 has risen to 72,263, with 171,948 people wounded or maimed.

The US midterm elections are on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

*** The Intercept Reports That HQ Elements of the 82nd Airborne Division Enroute to Middle East ***

"Maj. Gen. Brandon Tegtmeier, the chief of the 82nd Airborne Division, and his headquarters staff have been ordered to the Middle East as the War Department awaits a White House decision about the deployment of the unit to the Middle East for possible ground operations in Iran."

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-25 07:33 AM | Reply | Flag: Quip of the Month

Hi Doc Sarvis:

You said it. Fox Conner is an unheralded sort of hero, a behind-the-scenes string puller-- not popular like a Smedley Butler, Chesty Puller, Eddie Rickenbacker. I can't think of any military base or weapon system named after him.

General Conner reminds me of the few talented composers who knew both Mozart and Beethoven-- like Salieri or Haydn. Those are the ones to interview or have over had parties.

Makes me want to read either some W. Somerset Maugham short stories or American Caesar.

The bellicose Trumpf junta changed the name of the Department of Defense to Department of War, illegally attacked Venezuela and Iran, is conducting counter-cartel operations in Ecuador, re-opened the US Army Jungle Warfare Training Center in Panama, has made public their intentions on one day taking over Cuba and Greenland, and did not rule out bringing back the draft for young men between the ages of 18 and 26.

On 24 March 1926, US Army MG Fox Conner, the Army's deputy chief of staff, ordered an armed military guard to post watch at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and the first Sentinel was posted the following morning.

Dummkopf Trumpf did not attend this centennial event which honored both America's Fallen and the Sentinels that have maintained a continuous non-stop vigil over the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier-- 24 hours a day, seven days a week-- since 25 March 1926.

Closer to home, Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, the worst director the FBI ever suffered with, fired many FBI SAs that were experts on Russia and counterintelligence.

That means while the RCMP in Canada continued providing the USIC with counterintelligence information on Russian operatives in Canada, the FBI began providing less information to them.

When Dummkopf Trumpf seized power on 20 Jan 2025, the junta shifted USIC Priority Intelligence Requirements (PIRs) away from Russia, something our allies used to rely heavily upon, to Latin America, drug cartels, Iran, and China.

Moreover, last year DNI Tulsi Gabbard recklessly fired many experienced USIC personnel, losing SMEs in Russia and other critical AORs.

The implication of General Rudd's entreaty for his USIC personnel to work with our allies "until it hurts" is that he must have became aware of a precipitous decrease in shared SIGINT, COMINT, or Cyber intelligence, both from the USIC and from NATO partners because of trust concerns caused by the devious Trumpf junta.

Many NATO and EU intelligence agencies probably consider Dummkopf Trumpf a potential source of sensitive intelligence for the Kremlin and the Israeli Mossad, hence their wariness in sharing quality information with the US.

In turn, the USIC has provided less intelligence on Russia to NATO and our Pacific allies. General Rudd has identified a significant intelligence gap and he is trying to rectify it.

The bedrock of the West's post-WWII international security order are NATO and the Five Eyes Intelligence Sharing Alliance.

"Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn sat for hours-long depositions with the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee panel. They have denied knowing anything about Jeffrey Epstein's crimes before the later allegations emerged. They also said their client told them, in the case of the 2008 sex crime conviction, he was unaware of his involvement with a minor.

Neither have been charged with a crime in connection with Epstein, though some lawmakers have portrayed them as key enablers of Epstein's activities. Rep. David Min (D-CA), a member of the Oversight Committee, has gone so far to suggest Indyke perjured himself when he said he did not have knowledge of Epstein's offenses."

~snip~

Remarkable that no AUSAs (or apparently FBI Special Agents) interviewed Messrs Indyke or Kahn during the course of the investigation as both would be crucial players in maintaining Jeffrey Epstein's financial and real estate empire.

In the so far released Epstein files, Darren Indyke's name appears at least 18,592 times; Richard Kahn 53,504 times; ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu's 694 times; ex-Israeli PM Ehud Barak 4,100 times; and Alan Dershowitz 2,977 times.

The Innocence Project does a terrific job exonerating the poor devils who are wrongfully jammed up and on Death Row.

Too many white witnesses have difficulty accurately describing People of Color.

Plus AI imagery analysis won't be as helpful as people think it will be in prosecuting cases.

Keep the prisoner alive. One they just might be innocent; two, they might have more information about other unsolved crimes.