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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Russia exploits African countries to bypass sanctions, loot mineral resources, and recruit mercenaries for its war against Ukraine, reported Andrii Cherniak from the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense (HUR).

The Africa Corps replaced the Wagner Group


An analysis published by the Israeli newspaper Maariv argues that NATO member Turkiye now poses a greater long-term challenge to Israel than Iran, citing Ankara's expanding military capabilities and growing defence industry.

1492: The Ottoman Empire gave refuge to Jews expelled from Spain and Portugal


Four Senate Democrats are demanding formal hearings and a national security review regarding a $500m investment flowing from Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the UAE's national security adviser, into the Trumpf Crime Family's (TCF) cryptocurrency platform, World Liberty Financial.

One ruthless spy chief meets another


Tuesday, June 23, 2026

A Samaritan at a political rally held by Donald Trump in Macungie, PA, was dragged out by thugs after shouting at the draft-dodging morbidly obese geriatric president that he a "pedophile." The volunteer also gave the senile lame duck POTUS who bankrupted the US economy the middle finger.

The late Jeffrey Epstein: "Donald Trump is the worst person I ever met."


  • Democratic candidate for the 13th CD Avila Chevalier: "I think so many New Yorkers are tired of waking up every single morning and seeing their tax dollars going towards a live-streamed genocide instead of being reinvested in their communities."
  • In the 10th CD, popular NYC Comptroller Brad Lander (D)-- a mensch as we say in NYC-- is challenging AIPAC darling Dan Goldman. Goldman, a fabulously wealthy brontosaurus with a net worth of $250m, did not endorse fellow Democrat Zohran Mamdani in the 2025 NYC mayoral race.
  • Quipped the effective new Mayor of NYC Zohran Mamdani (D): "I'll say that in our election last time around, I was lucky. I didn't have to compete with the Knicks' first championship; I didn't have to compete with the first World Cup."
    Status quo dinosaurs plaguing New York's politics


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    Future Prime Minister of Israel David Ben-Gurion spent his formative years in the Ottoman Empire and even raised a Jewish militia for the Turks during the First World War before he was exiled to Egypt. Two future leaders of their countries

    Turkiye was the first Muslim-majority country to formally recognise Israel in 1948. Before ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu seized power in Israel, a covert Gordian Knot of intelligence cooperation tied Washington, Ankara, and Tel Aviv firmly together for 50 years. Israel's brutal ethnic cleansing of Palestinians changed all that, angering Ankara, as well as the international community, so now Turkish-Israeli relations are at a nadir.

    According to the Global Firepower Index (GFI), nuclear-armed Israel is ranked 15th in the world while Turkiye is ranked 9th. Under Article V of the NATO treaty, Ankara can expect help from NATO in any future conflict with Israel, as well as from South Korea, who can provide them with powerful non-nuclear munitions designed to destroy North Korea's defenses. Ankara and Seoul have been loyal friends and allies since the Korean War when Turkiye came to their assistance under the UN flag. To this day, whenever there are sports matches (e.g. football, Tae Kwon Do) between competitors from their countries, there are no fights or rowdiness between fans. Parish nation Israel has isolated itself from the world and has few allies in the world.

    In furtherance of the International Criminal Court (ICC), the Istanbul Chief Public Prosecutor's Office issued arrest warrants against 37 Israelis suspected of committing war crimes in Gaza. Besides Benjamin Netanyahu, warrants target Defense Minister Israel Katz, National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir, and military chief Eyal Zamir, among others.


    *** OHCHR: Israel Committing Genocide by Deliberately Targeting Palestinian Children in Gaza ***

    Source: OHCHR Report

    The peace-loving, hardworking American taxpayer is sick and tired of funding the serial killers of the Middle East with billions of dollars automatically every year, even when there is a USG shutdown, helping to subsidize Israel's world class universal healthcare system, while Americans suffer with an average 630,000 medical bankruptcies every year.

    US midterm elections are scheduled for Tuesday, 3 Nov 2026, and a few dead-ender AIPAC candidates have already been primaried out in NYC.

    IDF = Serial killers, like the "Night Stalker," Richard Ramirez.


    Trolls: Please kvetch to the OHCHR with your complaints at this email address: ohchr-InfoDesk@un.org



    We hope Dummkopf Trumpf's paid gorill's didn't injure the Samaritan.

    Good job, Sir.

    Decades and decades of useless US sanctions have hardened the Iranian economy and drove them to Russia and China.

    And Iran still managed to obtain Western funds through Bitcoin exchanges. Dummkopf Trumpf had pardoned one of these notorious crypto-currency goniffs.

    Living in the neighborhood of belligerent Israel, the Iranians developed inexpensive asymmetric countermeasures, drones, which they have sold to the Kremlin-- the Shaheeds, for example.

    One of Iran's cabinet ministers confessed that his country still has stockpiles of drones left.

    I believe him.

    Just imagine the ammunition stockpiles in North Korea after decades and decades of isolation.

    For oil-poor Israel, the US shunned oil-rich Iran.

    Under the notorious Shah, Iran was a US military ally in CENTO, a now defunct NATO analog in the Middle East.

    Decades of foreign interference in the US body politic-- followed up with healthy dollops of irrational Islamophobia-- have prevented detente between Wash DC and Tehran-- and the 1980s Iran-Contra Affair exposed American duplicity.

    Note that on 12 Nov 2001, Iran still tried to become friends again with the US. The Iranian IRGC-QF helped USSOF topple the Taliban in the city of Herat, paving the way for the US to initially depose the Taliban and root out al-Qaida operatives in Afghanistan.

    Years later, Dummkopf Trumpf would later assassinate that IRGC-QF commander, a beloved military hero named General Qasem Soleimani.

    The $300bn will go far in Iran to rebuild the country we attacked on behalf of Israel, replenish Tahran's drone stockpiles, and provide 100% universal healthcare for all their residents. Presently Iran is at 95%, which is a galaxy farther down the road than the US and our 'BBB.'

    Endnote: The airwing of the Chinese PLA have developed these aerial drone carriers while the US will be wasting billions and billions of dollars building sinkable paleolithic Trumpf-class battleships.

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