Samuel Machado: Fat F***ing Loser of the Year

Dummkopf Trumpf should golf on a stormy day that Zeus might smite him.

Hi Clownshack:

Thanks for that news. I was wondering when Mexico was going to begin universal healthcare.

President Claudia Sheinbaum and her predecessor were working on that for years.

Indeed. Brett never got the "talk" or underwent a "Terry stop."

In fact, Brett Kavanaugh never had a hard day in his entire spoiled life until he cried at his Senate hearings.

Prep school, Yale 2x, automatic USG jobs with the GOP, now lifetime employment as a SCOTUS Justice for this member of Skull and Bones and cryptic associate of Opus Dei.

Nice being white.

Thanks for that DBT2.

Karen Carpenter preferred drumming to singing.

Her brother re-modeled their modus operandi by putting her up front and away from the drums.

What a tragedy her life was.

Sidenote on drumming: Pete Townshend was a bit disappointed with Keith Moon's on some songs for the rock album Tommy, so he played the drums on some of those songs.

Why whack Fredo?

JPW:

AIPAC enables ethnic cleansing.

Who am I enabling?

I was civil with you at all times and answered all of your questions whenever you asked me anything.

Now you write that I am "chirping" and "self-righteous" and that "I don't know how this place works?"

Good bye.

Hmph.

This looks like we have a West Coast Andrew Cuomo in the fold.

AU:

Corky had posted the YouTube interview of Joe Kent and what the former D/NCTC said about Israeli intelligence was accurate from my experience in the USIC. When I first had access to their reports, I analyzed them, shook my head, and then never bothered with them again.

But the two best parts of the interview:

1) Joe Kent suggested forming a bipartisan political coalition of non-AIPAC Republicans and Democrats.

I have argued for some time that the multi-billion dollar AIPAC entity should form their own political party in the US: The America Israel Party (AIP). That acronym was first used in 1968.

This way gun-loving anti-abortionist evangelists can vote for the corporate master of their choice in the GOP, antiwar progressives can vote for the Democrat of their choice, while Israel First voters can support their candidate in the AIP.

This will no doubt increase the moribund turn out numbers on future Election Days-- midterm and presidential.

2) The other great part of his TV interview was his cat making a photo bomb behind him.

*** Victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell Will Testify to Congress ***

"House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chair Rep. James Comer announced that the panel would be holding hearings to give victims of Jeffrey Epstein the chance to speak about his crimes against them.

First Lady Melanoma Trumpf bleated that Congress should give "women who have been victimized by Epstein ... a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors."

"A staggering 19 million people who voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on Tuesday 3 Nov 2020 stayed home on Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, though the direct vote deficit for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz was roughly seven million in some estimates." (Source: The Nation, 10 April 2025)

*** Dummkopf Trumpf Needs Medication and Psych Testing PDQ ***

Truth Social post from this madman while JD Vance is negotiating with Iranians in Pakistan:

"The Fake News Media has lost total credibility, not that they had any to begin with. Because of their massive Trump Derangement Syndrome (Sometimes referred to as TDS!), they love saying that Iran is winning' when, in fact, everyone knows that they are LOSING, and LOSING BIG!

"Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft apparatus is nonexistent, Radar is dead, their Missile and Drone Factories have been largely obliterated along with the Missiles and Drones themselves and, most importantly, their longtime Leaders' are no longer with us, praise be to Allah!

"The only thing they have going is the threat that a ship may "bunk" into one of their sea mines which, by the way, all 28 of their mine dropper boats are also lying at the bottom of the sea.

"We're now starting the process of clearing out the Strait of Hormuz as a favor to Countries all over the World, including China, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany, and many others.

"Incredibly, they don't have the Courage or Will to do this work themselves. Very interestingly, however, empty Oil carrying ships from many Nations are all heading to the United States of America to LOAD UP with Oil. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Poor Couchlover Vance has to be in the presence of the very brown Muslim people he despises.
Imagine being a Master Race White Republican, then having to beg the smelly Pakistanis for help.

Marine:

Did you read that Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer graduated Force Recon School at age 37?

Imagine how the USMC instructors must have treated Sergeant Meyer?

Probably the most unheralded band of all time: The Wrecking Crew.

Thanks for posting.

One of the most under-rated drummers of all time: Dino Danelli (RIP, 2022)

Pet Semetery was so scary, that author Stephen King himself couldn't read it for a year.

That book is waiting for me....

**** NYC: DHS Sued Over ICE "Kavanaugh Stops' Based on Race ****

"The Legal Aid Society, the New York Civil Liberties Union (NYCLU), Make the Road New York, and Covington & Burling LLP filed a class action lawsuit in the US District Court for the Eastern District of New York challenging the US DHS policy and practice of conducting suspicionless stops of New Yorkers based solely on their perceived race and ethnicity and warrantless immigration arrests without probable cause."

~snip~

Brenna B. Mahoney, Clerk of Court for EDNY, has not yet assigned this case. If New Yorkers are lucky, USDJ Gary R. Brown or USDJ Nina Morrison will be assigned the case.

Residents in Germany and the Nordic countries don't mind their high tax rates because they see the results of their money every day when they drive to work on well-kept highways, breathe fresh air, drink clean water, become hospitalized without going bankrupt, or watch their children attend tuition free college.

Us?

Productive Blue States subsidize poor, polluting Red States that lead the US in firearm deaths and police brutality cases.

Oligarchs get tax breaks and live in luxury-- we must deal with the BBB and the insidious for-profit healthcare system.

Besides Eritrea, everyday Americans suffer with the absolute worst return for their annual tithes on the planet.

If I had my drothers, I would pick two retired apolitical four-star Generals or Admirals to be the 2028 POTUS and VPOTUS candidates with this simple platform and un-a** what Dummkopf Trumpf did to us: