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Saturday, August 22, 2026

Replicating the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) "double-tap" technique used against defenseless Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, Russia launched a drone attack on a busy Kiev mall, then immediately followed that up with a secondary strike to slaughter the emergency workers, killing 16 people and wounding 130 others in what Ukraine President Volodimir Zelensky described as a "cynical and despicable" attack.

Dummkopf Trumpf adores war criminals like himself


Islamomisist US Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL): "Islamists are RIGGING our elections and planning their takeover of America. Radical Islamists have infiltrated every corner of our country. They are in our government, our schools, and our communities. They are moving forward with their plan to take over America. And unless you take a stand right now, they will be one step closer to eliminating our Constitution and replacing it with Sharia Law. The future of America is at stake."

AIPAC-ers are pod-people that have infiltrated America like an invasive species


Secretary of the US Army Dan Driscoll -- a military veteran as well as friend and Yale University classmate of VPOTUS JD Vance -- is expected to leave the sinister Trumpf junta by the end of the year, if not sooner, after months of tension with inter-galactically incompetent Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath.

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Friday, August 21, 2026

The CDC informs: "Public health officials in several states are investigating a multistate outbreak of E. coli and Salmonella infections linked to alfalfa sprouts; at least 55 people have been stricken, mostly in Wisconsin and Minnesota."

"America has the safest food supply in the world."


Wired is reporting the that Elon Musk is expected to sink more than $100 million into Texas midterms. read more


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Good-for-nothing Muslim-hating US Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) pleading for money to stop -- now get this -- Sharia Law from taking over "the land of the free and the home of the brave."

"It's up to us to end the chaos right now before these Islamists change 'In God We Trust' to 'In Allah We Trust.' Not over my dead body.

"The Democrats are doing it right under our noses. They're letting Sharia Law take root on American soil. Right Now. This is the red line.

"We BAN Sharia Law today, or our children will live under it tomorrow."

"Please send me money."

~snip~

Are Americans still falling for this phonus-bolonus malarkey from AIPAC?


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Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath: Underqualified. Incompetent. Alcoholic. Vainglorious baboon. OPSEC failure. Misogynist. Walking Poison Ivy plant. Racist. Anti-LGBTQ. Career destroyer. Phony Christian. Sycophant. Former second-rate Faux News TV tumor. Blasphemer. Lothario. Witchhunter-General. Blunderer. Profligate money waster. Russophile.

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*** Kim Jong-un Sends 8,500 NORKs to their Certain Doom Fighting the Hearty Ukrainians ***

Coupla three things here:

  • Phatpuq Kim Jong-un keeps the Russian salaries of these poor devils
  • Desperate ICC-indicted war criminal Vladimir Putin is trying to buy time for his Nakba
  • Dummkopf Trumpf signaled he intends to reduce military cooperation with ROK and he wants to meet the porcine Pol Pot this year; D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel visits Russia in Oct after UNGA takes place in NYC
  • Russian soldiers dislike the North Koreans, calling them "ch_inks." American soldiers, who fought several Asian countries in the last century, have a more expansive vocabulary for Oriental adversaries. In the 1960s, US soldiers called the Vietnamese "g__ks," a term from the lengthy US occupation of the Philippines. Tagalog sounded like "baby" talk to the gringos, so our GIs called them "goo-goos" which shortened to just "g__k."
  • The world would be better served if these 8,500 NORKs were deployed to Gaza to help the beleagured Palestinian people against the onslaught of the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) einsatzgruppen.

    Source: North Korea gets more WMD help from the Kremlin


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