**** Nefarious Trumpf Junta to Auction Alaska Wildlife Refuge ****

"The good-for-nothing Trumpf junta has officially scheduled an auction for the rights to drill in a wildlife refuge in Alaska.

The auction, in which companies will be able to bid for the right to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, is set for 5 June."

MAGA oligarchs are unpatriotic monsters.

**** Conservative Ann Coulter Lambastes Dummkopf Trumpf ****

"Yay. The Strait that was open before we began bombing Iran open, is open again.

Everybody pretend this is a huge victory for Trumpf so he'll end this catastrophe."

If Dr. Schwartz undoes all the damage at CDC done by DOGE and the sinister Trumpf junta over the past 16 months and re-hires fired personnel, we'll know her heart is in the right place.

Erica G. Schwartz, an attractive, competent, and well-educated Flag Officer, sits on the boards of at least two, if not more, medical-related corporations.

Sources:

Excerpted from Axios (17 Apr 2026):

"International Criminal Court-indicted war criminal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his advisors were shocked by President Dummkopf Trumpf's public post stating that Israel was "prohibited" from airstrikes in Lebanon.

Trumpf's post contradicted the publicly released text of the US-brokered ceasefire agreement between Israel and Lebanon.

The implication that Trumpf was issuing a direct order that Israel had to obey was considered unthinkable by Netanyahu's team."

~snip~

"Benjamin Netanyahu is allegedly responsible for the war crimes of starvation as a method of warfare and of intentionally directing an attack against the civilian population; and the crimes against humanity of murder, persecution, and other inhumane acts from at least 8 October 2023 until at least 20 May 2024.

The ICC issued an arrest warrant for him on 21 November 2024.

INTERPOL diffused a global RED NOTICE to law-enforcement and border security agencies for his immediate apprehension.

Do not approach and call INTERPOL immediately at telephone number 33 4 72 44 70 00 if this fugitive is seen or located."

The Battle Royale that would have been glorious to witness: Hyacinth Bucket versus Basil Fawlty.

According to UNIFIL, Israel violated the previous ceasefire with Lebanon over 10,000 times since the end of 2024.

**** Four Border Police Officers Jailed for Barbequing on Base ****

"Four Border Police officers were sentenced to two weeks in military prison for "harming religion and Judaism" by barbecuing on base during Shabbat.

The punishment was reportedly shortened to one week following an uproar from parents of the detained officers and from politicians."

~snip~

Meanwhile the five IDF soldiers implicated in gang-raping a defenseless Palestinian prisoner walk away scot-free.

The Luksic family has solidified its position as the only South American dynasty in the top 25 wealthiest families in the world, according to the "World's Richest Families 2025" ranking released by financial agency Bloomberg. This Chilean clan ranks 25th with an estimated fortune exceeding $46 billion, managed through their holding company, Quinenco.

Indeed, that would be the case. If the junta is named in the civil lawsuit as a defendant, then so should the "usurper."

*** The Far Right in Europe Now Finds Dummkopf Trumpf "Toxic" ***

"The Dotard-in-Chief has become so politically toxic in Europe that even his closest ideological allies increasingly view him as a liability.

"We need to keep our distance," France's Marine Le Pen told her fellow far-right National Rally lawmakers.

Europe's right-wing populists had been pulling away from the morbidly obese geriatric senile pedophile even before Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban suffered a bruising loss in Sunday's parliamentary election. The contest had featured multiple endorsements from Dummkopf Trumpf and a touch-of-death visit by the globally unpopular VPOTUS JD Vance."

TYPO Fixed:

The 1920s vernacular term for a proselytizer was "Christer."

Enjoying Elmer Gantry by Sinclair Lewis.

The 1020s vernacular term for a proselytizer was "Christer."

For example:

"Oh, lookee the Christer preachin' ferm the soap box. Wants my jack or my soul-- can't have both."

Dummkopf Trumpf wants the "radioactive dust" from Iran.

Go send Barron to pick it all up.

*** NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) and his First 100 Days in Charge of the Big Apple ***