Corey Lewandowski was Dummkopf Trumpf's 2016 campaign manager.

In 2022, this schmuck faced criminal charges of battery for salaciously groping a female GOP donor woman at a Las Vegas fundraiser in 2022.

Like Jeffrey Epstein, this good-for-nothing wastrel got off with a sweet plea agreement.

At the recent Munich Security Conference, California Governor Gavin Newsom (D) entreated the leaders of the Western countries "not to give up on America" and that Dummkopf Trumpf is "temporary."

Newsom said: "Trumpf is gone in three years."

So everything will be just fine on 21 Jan 2029, right?

But what about the oligarchs, Congress, and the devious political machinery that perpetuates a military-industrial and prison-industrial complex that keeps the American people in chains with their own taxpayer dollars and menaces the Middle East with constant war?

These status quo dinosaurs and fat-cat wealth-mongers will all still be here on 21 Jan 2029, like ICE and this novel method of maintaining the American police state.

John Fetterman (D-Israel) had a chance to kibbosh the new D/DHS nomination from going forward, but the status quo human elephant didn't, so now a UFC thug is in charge of DHS.

Too little, too late, the Democrats want to primary Fetterman out.

ICE and DHS-- as well as other sickening legacies and malefactors in Congress-- will all be around on 21 Jan 2029 after Trumpf is shown the door.

If NATO and the EU gave up on America, who can blame them?

**** Iranian Counterattacks Forced US Military Personnel to Work Remotely ****

"Iran has bombed US bases across the Middle East in retaliation for the illegal US-Israeli war against the people of Iran, forcing many American troops to relocate to hotels and office spaces throughout the region, according to military personnel and American officials.

In essence the US military is fighting the war while working remotely, with the exception of fighter pilots and crews operating and maintaining warplanes and conducting strikes.

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps has urged people to report these new locations as it hunts for the dispersed troops. US military officials say that threat is not stopping the Pentagon from carrying out its unlawful war against the people of Iran, which is in its fourth week."

Sources:

Dummkopf Trumpf introducing Neil Gorsuch on 31 Jan 2017:

"When Justice Scalia passed away suddenly last February, I made a promise to the American people: If I ever seized power, I would find the very best judge in the country for the Supreme Court," Trumpf bleated. "I promised to select someone who respects our laws and is representative of our Constitution and who loves our Constitution and someone who will interpret them as written."

The morbidly obese geriatric draft-dodging golf cheating Pedophile-in Chief used his characteristic superlatives to introduce Neil Gorsuch, calling him the "best" judge for the job and praising his credentials without expounding on the specifics of his legal philosophy. Trumpf even touted Gorsuch's Ivy League pedigree-- the kind of affiliations Trumpf has sometimes denigrated as breeding grounds for the out-of-touch elite-- just like him and the members of his own Trumpf Crime Family (TCF)."

Dummkopf Trumpf discussing Amy Coney Barrett on 27 Sep 2020:

"Her the confirmation will be swift. I think it's going to be very hard to dispute her qualifications or anything about her.'

US Senator Ruben Gallego (D-AZ):

"I think he was a coward, and if I could ever take down his photo from the US Attorney's office, I would gladly do it," the former USMC combat veteran said of Merrick Garland. "He was willing to sacrifice our democracy for the institution of the DOJ. There is no DOJ without democracy."

~snip~

What US Senator Ruben Gallego elided from his scathing criticism of Merrick Garland was how from 21 Jan 2021 to 19 Jan 2025 he inexplicably did not release the absolutely damaging FBI files on notorious sex monster/Israeli Mossad asset Jeffrey Epstein which would have exposed Dummkopf Trumpf.

Instead, Special Counsel Jack Smith and the federal judiciary system performed a grand kabuki theatre for four years which resulted in nothing.

Had USAG Merrick Garland released the Epstein files in February or March 2021, Trumpf would have spent four years in federal and state courts fighting off charges and litigation regarding his pedophilia, severely hampering his presidential campaign. Imagine all of the witnesses and victims coming forth in courtrooms and congressional hearings from mid-2021 to 5 Nov 2024.

Now the 2021-2025 Joe Biden/Kamala Harris administration will go down in history as an American "Weimar Republic" that ushered this pedophilic oligarchal warmonger into the White House. Lastly, the "American Weimar Republic's" unqualified support for Israel's genocidal campaign against the Palestinians-- against the vocal wishes of America's multi-million strong antiwar movement-- spelled the end for the Democrats on Tuesday 5 Nov 2024 when 6,265,888 of their former supporters stayed home rather than vote for Dummkopf Trumpf or Jill Stein.

**** Trumpf Family Voted by Mail ****

FTA:

"Dummkopf Trumpf wants Congress to ban most mail-in voting. But his Stepford Wife spouse Melanoma and his good-for-nothing son, Barron, like Trumpf, voted by mail in a special Tuesday election."

*** ICE Agents Standing Around Chatting on Their Phones at NYC Airports ***

The most dysfunctional junta on the planet is wasting money hand over fist.

"No amount of money or formal resolution can erase the pain caused by a prosecution that should never have been brought," US Army PV1 Michael Flynt whined.

If Iranian retaliatory strikes against the US wiped out MAGATs, ICE thugs, mega-oligarchs, and sinister AIPAC-ers, their minority community of pit fiends and kobolds would be the only ones mourning the losses.

"Gosh, I kicked a nest of murder hornets and sense all of you will be badly stung soon."

Brilliant, Laura.

USSECSTATE Marco Rubio:

And don't forget to take human elephant John Fetterman (D-Israel) with you, Laura 'Lunatic' Loomer!

Iran has over 6,500 nuclear medicine facilities treating 30 types of oncological disease for hundreds of thousands of cancer patients every year.

A USSOF attempt at gathering all the uranium would be an impossible suicide mission.

If the Israelis want all that Iranian uranium, why put our brave young men and women in harm's way?

Let them deploy the Mossad and their Shin Bet commando teams for Pete's sake.

And Laura Loomer loves Israel so much, why doesn't she just finally move there?

This Islamophobic waster of American taxpayer dollars could take George Santos, Lindsey Graham, Andrew Cuomo, Chuck Schumer, Ted Cruz, Randy the "Hebrew Ham Sandwich" Fine, and Alan Dershowitz with her.

And still the Democratic Party doesn't release the autopsy report explaining why 6,265,888 supporters they had on Tuesday 3 Nov 2020 decided to stay home on Tuesday 5 Nov 2024 and not waste their vote on either oligarch Dummkopf Trumpf or Green Party candidate Jill Stein (who received a meager ~861,142 votes nationwide).

Republicans don't want a full release of the Epstein files.

Democrats don't want a full release of the 2024 autopsy report.

So, Dummkopf Trumpf went to Graceland like a tourist and then spent this week watching his war on TV and videos, instead of attending this somber centennial event.

3 Indeed.

None of the Taliban wanted anything to do with al-Qaida's external operations-- especially Mullah Omar.

At the mujahadeen camp in Afghanistan, posters were put up looking for volunteers for a "special operation."

None of the Pashtuns or other Afghans volunteered for it.

Now Dummkopf Trumpf has put the US on the side of the Wahabbis in this fitna.

MBS used the same language as Benjamin Netanyahu-- "a rare opportunity to re-shape the Middle East."

With the morbidly obese geriatric draft-dodging golf cheating pedophile in the White House, China will also have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to re-shape Asia, like Vladimir Putin is now attempting to re-shape Europe.

The Israelis on drudge.com seem to be "rf4b" and "fortfisher."

*** Israeli Death Forces (IDF) Kill 13-Year-Old Boy and Wound Several Others, Including 17-Year Old Girl ***

The IDF killed unarmed defenseless Khaled Saif al-Din Arada (13) while he was inside his tent in the al-Mawasi area of Khan Younis.

Three Palestinians were wounded by IDF gunfire in the al-Mawasi area of Rafah, including a 17-year-old girl. Three Palestinians were wounded by the IDF in the al-Faluja area of Jabalia in northern Gaza. Another Palestinian was wounded near the Abu Asi station in Bureij Refugee Camp in the central Gaza Strip.

The cumulative death toll from the Israeli pogrom against the Palestinians in Gaza since 7 October 2023 has risen to 72,263, with 171,948 people wounded or maimed.

The US midterm elections are on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

*** The Intercept Reports That HQ Elements of the 82nd Airborne Division Enroute to Middle East ***

"Maj. Gen. Brandon Tegtmeier, the chief of the 82nd Airborne Division, and his headquarters staff have been ordered to the Middle East as the War Department awaits a White House decision about the deployment of the unit to the Middle East for possible ground operations in Iran."

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-25 07:33 AM | Reply | Flag: Quip of the Month

Hi Doc Sarvis:

You said it. Fox Conner is an unheralded sort of hero, a behind-the-scenes string puller-- not popular like a Smedley Butler, Chesty Puller, Eddie Rickenbacker. I can't think of any military base or weapon system named after him.

General Conner reminds me of the few talented composers who knew both Mozart and Beethoven-- like Salieri or Haydn. Those are the ones to interview or have over had parties.

Makes me want to read either some W. Somerset Maugham short stories or American Caesar.