I was befounded to read that the airline pilot -- who has the last word on any passenger or cargo on his flight -- took off with this behemoth aboard.

"Oh, I see we're transporting radioactive material in a secure lead-encased box in the cargo hold. OK, no sweat."

"So, two US Marshals are transporting a counterfeiter who has been well-shackled? Get ready for take-off, Mike."

What did the pilot think before embarkation?

And on an international flight, what would an undercover Sky Marshal be thinkimg about this stainless steel robot ready for any sinister instructions from inside or outside the aircraft?

Ukrainian counterintelligence services arrested an elderly man in a foiled assassination plot against a brigade commander. The assassin's Makarov pistol jammed at the barber shop and he was then rendered ineffective.

The Russian FSB duped this altakaker into thinking the Ukrainian general was a traitor to Kiev.

Michael Cohen and Dummkopf Trumpf finally reconciled.

What a relief.

TYPO fixed:

#7

Dummkopf Trumpf will apologize to Bibi by putting his face on either the US passport, the $250 bill, or a coin.

#7

Dummkopf Trumpf will apoogize to Bibi by putting his face on either the US passport, the $250 bill, or a coin.

Pithy and to the point, as usual from Clownshack.

A "scorched earth" policy for Amerikkka.

#10

"We should of passed universal healthcare (or at least a single-payer option). Too bad the cronyist GOP would never let that happen. Which reminds me.. where is that plan to fix healthcare that Republicans/Trumpf have been promising every month for at least 15 years?"

Israel has it.

And so will the country of "rapists and murderers" in 2027, like all of Canada today.

#5

#80

"Five, eight years from now," the source said, "if we're reliant on people with this view of the world, [the GOP is] in serious trouble."

~snip~

And just what is Amerikkka in now, a soothing lavender-scented hot bath?

#8

Good-for-nothing Republican tool Jim Jordan -- a blubbering hologram -- earns at least $174,000 per year, enjoying platinum healthcare overseen by a USN Admiral at the US Capitol while we get stuck with the after-effects of the horrendous BBB which he proudly voted for.

And this kobold covered up pederasty inflicted on OSU wrestlers years ago.

If ever there was a genuine enemy of the American people, it's Jim Jordan.

Blech!

The US attacks Iran's civilian desalination plants during OPERATION AIPAC FURY, so the Iranians counter-attack ours.

"It's not personal, Michael, it's business."

Colleagues:

*** 60,000 Migrants Break Through to Spain's Ceuta Enclave in Northern Africa; At Least 40 Killed in Attempt ***

Conditions in the Third World are terrible now and will only worsen for vulnerable and poor people because of the imminent El Nino climate event.

This summer at least ten Nigerians, 25 Ghanaians and ten Senegalese citizens are among 175 people who travelled to Canada for the FIFA World Cup and later applied for asylum (Source: Canada CBSA).

#6

That explains it.

Wow.

What a f____g country we have.