*** Incompetent Epstein Administration All Lost-at-Sea; US Allies Confused by Dummkopf Trumpf's Scattershot Incoherence ***

FTA:

"Dummkopf Trumpf's blither-blather messaging on what he wants from American allies in the illegal US-Israeli war against the people of Iran (AKA Operation Epstein Fury), is so confusing that any effort to help in reopening the Strait of Hormuz remains deadlocked.

More than 30 nations, including a majority of NATO countries, have pledged "appropriate efforts" to restart shipping through the critical trade chokepoint after the geriatric morbidly obese pedophilic US president slammed allies as "COWARDS" for failing to volunteer their assistance."

~snip~

The West needs Middle Eastern oil to flow through the Strait of Hormuz to lower their domestic energy costs and keep inflation down, but many US allies are reluctant to suffer any military casualties on behalf of Israel, a Pariah state and Rogue nation that has been ethnically Palestinians since 7 Oct 2023 and who on 28 Feb conducted the surprise "9/11" joint attack with the US against the people, infrastructure, and environment of Iran.

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All or most of the devious Trumpf junta prosecutions will take place in the Southern District of Florida (SDFL) satellite courthouse where USDJ Aileen Cannon presides.

Her Horror wants to be a SCOTUS Justice as payback for unscrupulously sabotaging SC Jack Smith's prosecution against the draft dodging morbidly obese pedophilic warmongering Kremlin asset and Israeli cat's paw that is befouling the White House.

Hah!

And who could comprehend Dummkopf Trumpf's word salad anyway?

"People are saying that Iran is talking to me but not saying what I want I them to say, so I say, JD!! What kind of shoes are you wearing? And nobody's got nicer shoes than Marco now, thanks to me. And having ICE at the airports will catch all them Iranians with the nuclear backpacks-- the ones that eat dogs and cats-- that's what people are saying. And look at my poll numbers-- through the roof! And where was I about Marco's shoes? Oh, yeah, Iran."

Pete Hegseth is an alcoholic misogynistic racist phony Christian whose own mother disowned him.

I would hope if American personnel are captured by the enemy, they are shown mercy and not butchered the way Secretary of War Crimes brayed.

He's a monster, pure and simple.

The suckerfish and the suckers. Symbiosis, so to speak, is right.

Dysfunctionality is attracted to dysfunctionality.

Thanks, AU.

One of the places we rehearsed at was Monkey Hill Studios near a stripper place full of 'come hither'-looking Russian debushkas.

Hi Clownshack:

What's worse? The idiot in the White House or the imbeciles that voted for him?

What a country we have now.

AU:

I set the table and my wife looks really pleased.

The apartment is suffused with a nice aroma which is perfect since I'm hosting bridge tonight.

I'm glad to read about your friend and you because the music industry is tough, but you guys made it.

Hi AU:

Wow. Super story about the Super Bowl and your friend.

I would add something to do this but I am presently cooking a Beef Stroganoff and I'm needed in the kitchen.

More later.

Coriolanus

Hi Doc Sarvis:

Great vignette and quite accurate from what my Vietnam veteran friends related to me about douche-bag leaders.

Imagine a NYC Puerto Rican accent, New York-ish, but still Rican, if you can.

An experienced NCO (and US Army Ranger school graduate) advised his crisp, newly-minted white 1LT infantry platoon leader in Saigon: "Sir, if you want to survive this ---, you'd better listen to me. If you're here to get a medal, I'll pin it on you when you are in the body bag. Sir."

Apparently the 1LT took his advice during combat operations and the two remained friends after the war.

Another (incredible) story I heard from those same Vietnam veterans involved smuggling weapons and drugs in and out of the warzone and into the US. The scheme seemed to fantastic for me to believe since I was a young inexperienced lad soon to join the US military.

Yup, logistics of moving gear and costs of studio time in NYC become taxing, except for the vocalists.

Stewart Copeland once remarked: "I knew we made it, because I didn't have to haul around my drum kit anymore."

Last century our band would run into a musician at a studio; he'd be finishing while we were coming or vice versa.

One website reported this cheating blighter has a small fortune of $6m.

Corey Lewandowski is a micro-oligarch.

Yes, flying before 9/11 was fine and fun and driving in Manhattan before 1990 was easy.

I parked my car inexpensively a few blocks away from the Broadway theater that was running the Will Rogers Follies starring Mac Davis.

Great show. Then we ate at a greasy spoon in Hell's Kitchen that catered to the entertainment folks.

Another time we raced to see who get from Whitestone Queens to Greenwich Village for Indian food and we both made it, with parking, in 45 minutes.

I had a heart attack one night when I pulled up to a bar with my hatchback for a gig.

My eyes doubled in size.

There was a parking spot right next to the side entrance. I unloaded my drum kit and set up in record time just because I had less than 30 paces between my car and the stage.

That only happened to me once, but it was just like a "hole-in-one."

No, I didn't buy everyone a drink.

And effective Iranian counterattacks on Gulf State military bases have forced US personnel to work remotely from hotels and offices, except for air crews and pilots. The IRGC requested volunteers in the Middle East to report the locations of our Servicemembers for targeting.

The vicious Likud junta now intends on annexing southern Lebanon and already have displaced nearly one million people.

This was an idiotic war of choice to benefit Israel-- a wealthy, nuclear-armed country the size of New Jersey that offers world class universal healthcare for its residents and has a pension system ranked at B+ while ours is ranked at C+.

Meanwhile, we have the BBB, seven dollar a gallon for diesel gas, 530,000 medical bankruptcies a year, and an insolvent government.

But hey, let's continue sending billions of dollars to Israel every year like we have since 1948.

AIPAC recipient political candidates would be wise to start looking over their shoulders this year or wear disguises in public.

Same here, AU.

And this episode will NEVER happen gain, EVER.

Last century I left my home in NYC just before 1200 HRs and parked my car at the short-term rental facility at LGA.

With a carry-on bag only, I then boarded a shuttle to DCA.

When I arrived at DCA, I boarded the metro and by 1500 HRs I passed through Pentagon security.

All of this took place within three hours between NYC between Washington DC.

Three hours.

*** Another Change for the Worse in the Trumpf Junta's Ministry of War, Death, and Destruction ***

"Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth announced that the rank insignia military chaplains wear on their work uniforms will be replaced by their religious insignia.

The direction to military chaplains -- all of whom are officers -- to replace the rank insignia on their uniforms with their religious insignia, "speaks to the difficult balance of the duality of being a chaplain in the military," the misogynistic racist alcoholic bleated.

"A chaplain is first and foremost a chaplain, and an officer second. This change is a visual representation of that fact," whined the most underqualified USSECDEF America ever suffered with.

"Specifically unique to the role of a chaplain, they are first and foremost called and ordained by God. And, while they will retain rank as an officer to those they serve, their rank will not be visible," the Faux Christian sniveled."

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The Dept of War Crimes is also reducing the number of chaplain codes to 31 to make religious homogenization easier.

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Dummkopf Trumpf needs to be hospitalized immediately.

Someone in that area: Please find this scab and throw her in a well.