#29 Heliumrat rat proclaims: "Cheese Pizza is child porn. Grape soda is girl rape. Jerky is baby flesh. White Rabbit is baby blood."

The only unanswered question:

Is that with a stuffed crust?

Bonus question:

What crust flavors are offered?

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The letter, which has been reported to Erin In The Morning by a Kansas-based activist, states that under House Substitute for Senate Bill 244, Kansas-issued driver's licenses and identification cards must now reflect the credential holder's "sex at birth." It warns that upon the law's publication in the Kansas Register on Thursday, February 26, current credentials for affected individuals "will no longer be valid." The Legislature, the letter notes, "did not include a grace period for updating credentials," and anyone operating a vehicle without a valid credential "may be subject to additional penalties." Those whose gender marker does not match their sex assigned at birth are directed to surrender their current credential to the Division of Vehicles for reissuance.

You can see the full letter here: