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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

We and others have talked a lot about a potential blue wave, where the Democrats win dozens of House seats. read more


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Clutch Oven

There are Dutch ovennites amongst us. Feral, gaseous creatures who will fart under the covers, and pull them up over some unsuspecting victim"trapping them in their noxious ass gases.

But there's another version of this, where you fart in a car full of people, with the windows up and doors childlocked. To inflict maximum ass-biscuit damage, you'll want to crank the heat up to the max a few minutes before you cropdust them with your sphincter sneeze.

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