Kid Rock's restaurant features the following items:
-Hair In Salad
-Floor-Grilled Steak
-Ken-L Ration Burger
-Warm Beer at ballpark prices
-Yesterday's Fries Re-heated Today
-Mopwater Soup
-And for dessert--Twinkies, Ho-Hos or Ding Dongs still in the wrapper so you know they're sanitary

Bon Appetit!

Paid? No, they mean PLAYED, and yes, they were. Go pound sand...

If not ready for hurricane season, they most certainly are not ready for tornado season, which is upon us. Sorry, Florida but hurricanes are much less a big deal than are tornadoes. Imagine the reaction to governors in Okiehomie, Missoura, Kansas and Indiana when they try to phone FEMA and get the answering machine, telling the caller that the office is closed and will re-open Monday. As for calling the POTUS--well, he cannot be disturbed when on the golf course. We are on our own for storm cleanup and recovery...

These people must not be very good farmers. Alabama is #25 in Ag production, per the USDA, as of 2023. I'll bet these immigrants picked 'Bama because of the cheap land, which is cheap because of it's relative quality and the access to water. I'll also bet these moochers have already applied for some sort of government assistance or subsidy...