This guy will be dead about 13 minutes after he steps off the plane back in Kabul. Then his head will be put on a spike in the town square as a warning and a reminder that the US military doesn't protect those who help them.

And that, kids, is how the global intelligence apparatus collapsed in front of the Trump administration ...

Here's how the meeting will take place. Maxwell will be handcuffed to a chair, fitted with a garrote and then encouraged to speak freely, on any topic of her choosing. A masked man standing behind her will indicate how that conversation is going by tightening or loosening the garotte. The more mentions of Clinton, Obama and Biden, the better. The conversation will be videotaped for future reference by the Trump DOJ, FBI and ICE. If she leaves the room alive, Maxwell can consider her time in conversation to have been persuasive...

Pro tip for Lisa Lisa: there is no valet parking at your local Starbucks. Don't give your keys to that guy...

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
--"The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin", Monty Python and the Holy Grail

How about a big flaming bag of dog excrement delivered to his front porch? Seems suitable for the recipient...

Search and rescue guy is gone, but the search and destroy team is still in place at FEMA...

Does this hurricane/flood/other disaster make my ass look big?
-Kristi Cosplay

Trad Wives. Going all the way back to the 1600's. Enjoy the plague, smallpox, and dysentery. Just don't bring it to school, or the hospital, or church. Trump rallies--OK...

Biden's fault. Obama too. Arrest them both...

Simple--change the name as a tribute to our commander in chief--call them the Orange Skins, or even the Thin Skins...

PEW closed today, 7/21, at $8.36, down 16.5% from last Friday. I'm sure the company's management, chock full of Trump acolytes, will keep up the negative stock growth...

Let's hope the guy who advised Drinky Pete to wear the stars and stripes pocky hankie got the axe. Really--using our nation's flag to wipe one's brow and use as a booger vault? I suspect the drunkard's mom didn't know he left the house dressed like that...

Some Trump lawyer is about to be named interim DOJ prosecutor in Fairbanks, Fargo or Fairfax, VT...

And no eggs in that nog...

Ms. Maxwell had better sleep with one eye open, stay away from windows and not take boat rides (like her father did)...

PEW stock is down 50% in its first week. More sheep getting fleeced...

I'll wager Drinky Pete had a big sister or two who would knock the stuffing out of him, make him dress up for tea parties and gave him dirty looks at the dinner table. And then there's that bloody Megyn Kelly that he had to put up with for a while. No wonder Pete hates women...

Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
-Karoline Leavitt, explaining it all to the press

Did someone say Mexican Coke? Where, where?
--DJTJ

One can only imagine that the US is paying these countries to hold a bunch of landscapers, cooks and rough carpenters. The self-loathing Jew Pee Wee German Miller wants 3,000 arrests a day, forgetting that the criminal class of illegals in this country is very thin, with most of the others here to work, send money back home, and avoid trouble because of their status...

In a couple of weeks Der Dotard will be lauded by his supporters for sexing down teen girls. He will be the envy of all the mouth-breathers. Even the MAGA Gals will think it OK, because, you know, he's a virile man and has to be satisfied...

I love all the deflection and blame thrown onto Biden. Any mention of the pix on Hunter's laptop? You know, the ones that got the bleach blond butch body and Barkeep Barbie all atwitter? Asking for some randy women...

I recall watching his jump from space. Balls of diamond. Gravity is --------- just a good idea, it's the law. RIP...

Der Dotard knows and remembers who appointed Jay Powell. He just cannot own up to hiring only the best people, who turn against him or do not bend to his will. The comment made was for his shrinking base of followers ...

Dr. John, call your office.
Dr. John, call your office.

Time for the Gris Gris man, to cure all your ills. No one else will do it down the bayou way ...