Will these planes come with engines, or will some ICE blowhards just sit on the tail and huff and puff? Asking for some concerned passengers...

No, this is good news. Brain swelling among youngsters makes them smarter! No more need to send our children to those godless public schools. A dose of Measles and their big brains are ready for the 21st century! And making them blind AND deaf is an added gift. They will not have to look at their phones or play video games. Imagine all the time saved!
--Acolytes of a Heroin addicted HHS secretary

Hey, farmers! Don't worry! That $12B will be supplemented by an additional $50 per family to offset your healthcare costs. See--President Trump has your back! Please remember him when you vote next November. Please...
--MAGA functionaries, more afraid of their constituents than ever

Legal analysis? We don't need no legal analysis...

That analysis will probably look like Der Dotard's EO regarding off-shore wind farms: do it because I said so...

I prefer the look Yul Brenner gave when, as the Pharoah Rameses, he stated "So it is written, so it shall be". El Rey Dotardo II need to work on his look. (Maybe a bald noggin would be a better look than the combover of the century)...

Bootsy is still in office? Not having heard much from him in recent months, one would have thought he is cowering under his wife's skirt full-time, in hopes Der Dotard will not hit a girl...

And blowhard Leon Skum is nowhere to be seen or heard from regarding the attempt to build back worse. Were he to comment, Leon would make some insulting remark, then guffaw like the comedy legend he thinks he is. The fat slob should be horsewhipped in town square after town square, from sea to shining sea...

Don't worry, you folks in Okiehomie--it's going to get worse. Better stock up on ivermectin, cheap whiskey, CBD and ammo...

Next up in TrumpWorld: "This is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault!". Breaking in about 3...2...1...

African Americans nationwide--and not just in Georgia--are figuring out what the hell they have to lose with Der Dotard at the helm. If the Dems can convince the large majority of dark-skinned voters to come their way, the landslide will he both historic and histrionic...

English is a second language in Dade County. The days of Jewish grandparents from Nassau or the Upper West Side are gone. The large majority of Spanish speakers in Dade County are hard-working, and here in the US for the opportunity to get ahead, and for that I applaud them. Either turnout was terrible, or voters in Florida are getting quite sick of El Dotardo II. This election is a warning to Florida GOPers, most of whom have now burned their MAGA hats and banners, except for the randy holdouts at The Villages...

Too late. This lady has already been airlifted to the Virgin Islands...

Wait. You mean to tell me that the number of illegals who are murderers, rapists, jaywalkers, bad drivers, shoplifters and turnstile hoppers is much less than we have been lead to believe? Who would have thought, given all the scary stories told to the Red Hat Mob living in rural or exurban areas...

Der Dotard pardoned a guy whose crimes and backstory were such that Trump knew nearly nothing about the matter? And didn't bother to ask? If that is to be believed, the invocation of the 25th Amendment cannot follow too far behind...

Does this mean that Stephen Colbert is about to be signed to a long term contract? Asking for millions of viewers who watch a show that actually makes money...

Must be the OTHER Thailand and Cambodia. The man-god of the Right has already solved the other war between these two states--he said so himself. And got an award!

Good reporting, and easy work. All one has to do is listen to what this blabbermouth is saying about others, and start looking into/at the topic, in terms of Der Dotard's actions. Projectors gotta project, and he is just talking about himself, and his past actions...

Her fugazi 'resignation' is styled as such so that she or someone else at DoJ will be able to say she was forced by some judge to resign, thus perpetuating the myth that she was an actual, legitimate DoJ attorney. Or so the raging cynic in my brain says...

I'll write it once more: Cryptocurrencies are vehicles for criminal activity and naked speculation only--nothing more, nothing less...

Is not a problem. Signal chat is very good. Helpful...
--FSB chair Vlad "Go ahead, texter, I'm reading" Putin

The Kennedy Center? That failure--no one even goes there, so I'm told. There are so many communists performing there that no one buys tickets. It's a disaster. This country should not be in the business of running badly managed and crumbling places where every show loses money...
--Der Dotard, in about 12 months

This thuggery will not stop until the Ice Raiders stop getting off on their activities, and that will be a long time from now. ICE Barbie must be thrilled...

A brilliant display of courage, with a good dose of biblical teaching thrown in. All those phony Christians on the Right who thought that Jesus was born to the manor should be told to open their Bibles (for the first time) look it up...

I was just following orders in voting for this heroin addict. I wanted to get along, to fit in, and didn't want all the nasty tweets with my name in them...
--Dr. William Cassidy, MD and this week's profile in cowardice

Pro tip to the new architect to the royal court: don't update your resume and LinkedIn profile just yet ...