I hear that a certain HHS secretary got the heroin vaccine on a daily basis for years, and look at him now. Bob is an example of what happens when people self medicate ...

Talking about choice, in Okiehomie voters can still check a box to vote straight party ballot. A few years ago that's how they elected Ryan Walter's as superintendent of education, knowing little about him. Once elected Walters ran roughshod over education in the Sooner or Later State, sending educational achievement from #48 to #50 in three years. A few months ago he was finally forced from office, leaving public education in the state a generation behind the rest of the nation.

Voters in Oklahoma wonder why their state is such a backward place, yet they keep voting for leaders who keep the transmission of the state in neutral, when they cannot force it into reverse ...

Will not happen as long as the networks have broadcast agreements with the NFL ...

I'll wager the local Antifa chapter can rally all the volunteers required. They would complete the task by the end of the day ...

US to Trump: We don't believe you ...

The most important thing a parent can give to their child is a work ethic. Those who receive one never have a problem that they cannot solve. The others try to skate through life, expecting someone else to do what needs to be done.

Why is Der Dotard attacking the top universities in this country? Because for the most part those places are full of bright people who work hard in the pursuit of that which interests them. They end up making the most of and getting the most out of their lives. Kids who were marketing majors at some football factory are now wondering why they are selling paper in Scranton and not doing much more. Trump appeals to them, with his empty promises, grift and phony life. That's what made Turning Point appealing"easy answers, ersatz religion, and cute girls. But it's not working ...

For the umpteenth eleventh time: cryptocurrency is a vehicle for criminal activity and naked speculation and nothing else ...

Many people are saying that January is a great month to visit Greenland. Get going, Goober ...

Uh, they can return the one for Dan "I am NOT a DJ" Bongino. He has left the building. Not that anyone in DC has noticed ...

Kansas, eh? I guess rubes, patsys and suckers are getting harder to find ...

I believe that the Melania movie is the first feature-length release on OnlyFans. And talking about release, I believe that's in the 'Director's Cut' edition, which will be on Porn Hub...

Trump's tax returns and the full Epstein files will be in every living room nationwide before Jack Smith testifies in public...

This is Karl Rove's dream fulfilled. A permanent Republican majority, through gerrymandering, phony Christian blathering and grifting at an institutional level. Of course, that majority is now made up of under-performing insurance salesmen, social studies teachers woo never understood why they couldn't teach gym instead, believers in various flat-earth conspiracies who scarcely have ever been more than 10 miles from where they grew up, and weekend traffic reporters woo call themselves journalists. Remember how many in Congress once were military veterans, had college degrees and knew where to find Canada on a map? Not so much anymore...

We know who all the suckers, fools and dupes are, and we will have them in our employ ...
-FSB chief Vlad

Hey lamp, you got it wrong. It's 'your Papers now', with no please' asked ...

Man, oh man, that list of administration folk who will get pardons just gets longer and longer ...

Looks like someone is going pro ride on daddy's planes, at taxpayer expense, from now on ...

That's what happens when you drink four infused Diet Cokes, right Melania?

Put Danny Bongino on the case. He has long called for the release of the files and built his reputation at the FBI as the one to expose the truth in the files. Get him on the phone, and off his leash. Uh, what was that you said? He did what? Went where? Really? Did-did he know about this mess? Huh. That's a surprise ...

I finally watched the speech today, and got a taste of the bullying tactics employed by this mentally ill dotard and golf cheat. El Rey Dotardo II appears to be trying to force Americans to believe his lies and follow him down rabbit hole after rabbit hole.

If he puts boots on the ground in Venezuela we will also see (1) the US Congress melt from their collective cowardice, and (2) local drug lord militias join the Venezuelan armed forces in shooting back at the Gringos. Der Dotard will try to blame the deaths of American soldiers on Biden, the Dems and the illegal immigrants in the US. And too many will believe him...

Here, Gym, I'll help you find your jacket.

The GOPers on the Judiciary Committee got schooled by Jack Smith. The transcript of the hearing will never be released, Jack Smith will never be allowed to testify in public, and until Der Dotard is out office this matter will never be raised again. The full Epstein Files will come out before anything is said by or about Jack Smith again...

The other 543% agree with the president on this, and believe me, I've done the math!
--Howard Nutlick, Commerce Secretary to the Stars

OK then. She can be let loose after she provides a convincing explanation for why she was hiding out for months, avoiding John Law. Everyone knows that innocent folks don't come forward because they don't have to clear their names--they can just live in places where law enforcement agencies don't know to look...

That's a real profile in courage--no more ACA subsidies, running from the light of the Epstein Files, ignoring Der Dotard's war crimes. It will be a laff riot in Johnson's district when his constituents see their healthcare costs skyrocket while their sons start coming back from Venezuela in metal boxes. Shorty's explanation blaming Biden and the Dems of all of the world's woes will certainly go over well...

There will be a large number of MAGA functionaries getting phone calls from worried parents once their sons are on the ground in South America, getting shot at from every direction, from the local military and militias sponsored by drug lords from far and near. Dead soldiers coming home in boxes may be honored, but angry funerals are not a good look on cable news stations--at least one of them...