Trump has seen "The Godfather II" enough times to want control of newly-opened casinos, starting in, oh, a year. Eric will run the place until Li'l Marco gets up the nerve to be the island's Viceroy. Of course, the Cuban expats in Dade County will want to go back, so long as they regain control over the lives of those who have lived there for the past 65 years. I can see it now--glitz and poverty, loud-talking Americans speaking Spanish with Florida accents, enough graft to go around, boatloads of money arriving from Washington, with only 2/3 of it stolen, locals treated like criminals and Las Vegas supplanted for a new playground...

He should have told the troops the truth-with the Save Act all those soldiers are now disenfranchised unless they vote in person in their home precincts. No mail in ballots allowed ...

Well I guess those shots of the golf cheat plying his cheating ways will be a thing of the past. As for video of Trump attending Sunday religious services, well those are very well hidden already ...

This guy's district is very red. Kentucky is mostly red. Massie is not afraid of the threats of being primaried. The stooge Der Dotard put up is a defective who will get smoked at the polls,and Massie will waltz to reelection ...

More frustration for the curling babes. I guess that's what all the yelling is about in that most mesmerizing of sports ...

None of these accusations are as bad as that tan suit that Obama wore to a press conference ...
-MAGA functionaries in the US House, hoping for a cancellation of the fall elections so they can keep their jobs

I hope all those detainees have cute matching outfits when they are out there picking up trash on highways and harvesting crops for $.15 per 12-hour day. This is the modern face of indentured servitude, courtesy of what was once the land of the free ...

Remember the days when those on the Right were all fluffed up claiming that Obama was buying up old WalMart boxes to house illegals, in a US styled gulag? I guess they liked the idea so much that they decided to implement it. Not to worry though, a bunch of folks are about to make bank selling the real estate and running the prisons ...

Ha ha. Joke's on you, judgey guy. Those criminals are no longer in, um, let's see, oh El Salvador. They are somewhere else, so we don't have to bring them back, because they're not where you say they are. No leave us alone...
--Government lawyers, working on their shell game

The sad thing is that there is a non-zero probability that the names of the grand jurors will be leaked, doxxed and those persons threatened ...

Doesn't alter in som congressional districts. Der Dotard could show up, burn crops, violate the livestock and kick dogs and the mouth breathers would still vote for him because he says what they think ...

Drink it off, Pete. Rub a little gin in the wound and get back in the game ...

Don't worry--those trump farm bailouts will keep farmers nationwide going until Ash Wednesday--in six days...

Arrests are picking on in Okiehomie too. What a great way to resolve the housing crisis in the US--export a large percentage of the construction workers. Let Americans live in the C-class apartments those workers were renting from slumlords nationwide. Three problems solved at once--construction workers now at $8.50 per hour, housed in run-down apartments, and illegals sent to, um, I think this week it's Madagascar...

World Cup matches in the US could reach the attendance records set at the Trump-Kennedy Center for those Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood and Ted Nugent concerts. Cities hosting World Cup matches should prepare themselves for disappointing crowds, which will stay home and watch on the tele...

African Americans now know the answer to Trump's question of "What the hell do you have to lose?" when asking for the African American vote. They are losing their rights, dignity and standing in American society...

Very few would be opposed to renaming the region's sewage treatment plants after the current occupant of the White House, with his expertise in spewing filth ...

The Kid Rock event proved to be a demonstration of very bad lip syncing, with lyrics less understandable than Bad Bunny's lyrics for those who don't know Spanish. But at least Erika Kirk didn't join in the gibberish ...

I just read that someone heard that some Chinese guy bought a bag of soy chips at an airport newsstand so the folks from China are buying our agricultural products. See, success!
-Farm expert D. Trump

How many more times do I have to write this? Cryptocurrencies are vehicles for criminal activity and naked speculation only, nothing more or less. Cryptocurrencies are NOT an investment. All those who have bought into crypto will lose their money sooner or later ...

I predict that Donald Trump will lose every race in which his name appears on the ballot. I also predict that if there are elections this November the GOP will lose control of both houses of Congress, including a race or two in heavily gerrymandered districts.

This is also the time for the Dems to change their leadership in Congress. Chuck Schumer is not up to the task. Hakeem Jeffries may be, but the jury is still out ...

This is a great way to make friends with Trump voters in the construction trades in the New York metro area, said only one person ever ...

I guess Leon is getting his Trump-branded pardon a bit earlier than expected...

Headline fail. Should read
"Warren to Call for Reversal of Trump's China Chip Sales"

Fixed it. You're welcome...

Tulsi thinks the report makes her --- look big...