Real easy to get folks to commit to giving gajillions to this scam. But how to collect? That's what is keeping a certain dotard up nights...

The scammers who got their hands on this roster of saps, buffoons and marks must have had a collective wet dream, knowing the riches they are about to pull in from buyers of the Trump Rotary Phone, with free 4800 baud dial-up...

Today, May 27, Der Dotard declared that no single country will control the Strait of Hormuz, it's international waters, and the US will watch over the area.

Translation: Der Dotard, in a desperate attempt to get ANY deal to get out of this mess and bring down gas prices, has already agreed to allow Iran and Oman to toll each vessel transiting the Strait.

Der Dotard: worst negotiator ever...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Next up for government workers and those in the military: no more voting, their pay 'deposited' into Trump accounts, and no one is allowed to leave their jobs...

Too late. This guy will get the Pvt. Butz treatment, in this case with "MAGA" branded on his forehead. It will be a popular--and unpopular--look in a few years...

The light of a new work week reveals that Der Dotard, at best, is helping his friends trade ahead of his Troof blurbs. The so-called president has no clue how to negotiate with the toughest bunch of negotiators Trump, his wooden boy son-in-law and condo salesman Steve Witless have ever faced. This situation will still be going on for the Mid-Terms (if allowed to proceed unimpeded), and so long as the Dems figure out a coherent strategy they will wipe the floor with the MAGA crowd, with impeachment hearings commencing shortly thereafter...

Relevance is a drug to some, and Ms. Kelly is jonseing on it, many years after being shown the door on her television spots. Getting a Mar-A-Lago face, bigger cans and a podcast haven't helped. She is a few months away from being a weekend anchor at some Fox affiliate in a market with a population base of under one million--say, Omaha, Duluth or Dayton. Good luck, and don't let the door bump that skinny backside, Meg...

One slipped block away from a year of knee rehab, diminished performance and a trade to the Browns. And then a career as weekend sports anchor at Fox 13 News Utah ...

This is a big problem. When consumers decide to slow their spending, the entire economy slows. When they feel bad for an extended period of time the only good thing that comes of it is a higher savings rate. Remember how the dolts in the administration touted record credit card use? If consumers start paying off their credit cards they are not spending in current terms, simply completing purchases made months ago. As higher fuel costs continue to seep into the economy those costs will weigh heavily on consumers for months, right up to and beyond the election. The 35% of voters who support Trump come hell or high water may not be able to overpower the Dem and swing voters sick of the inability of MAGA politicians to right the economy.

Do politicians voted out of office get unemployment? Asking for a bunch on the way out ...

Somebody needs to be disbarred. When a prosecutor admits in court to purposefully lying and conducting themselves in such a manner they need to lose the privilege of practicing law. One disbarment, or even a suspension, will go a long way toward reducing the law fare conducted by the DOJ ...

Taking horse paste cures this Ebola thing, I heard Bobby' Kennedy (I love that a Kennedy is MAGA) say. And he knows, he's a lawyer!
-Dr. Jesus Trump

We will get em, sooner or later. We have good, solid cases. Stay tuned ...
-Hamilton Burger, DOJ attorney and Trump stooge

Translation for those following at home: Iran will perhaps agree to negotiate, with plenty of room for misunderstanding ...

The two happiest days in the life of an owner of a Tesla Cyberboat: the day you pull out of the dealership parking lot, and the day the thing is shipwrecked and scuttled. Good luck with your insurance payout, and don't forget to take all those extra-strength stupid pills from the glove box ...

So ... some farmers are going to get their government money? Why does this country need more farmers, when the myth of the family farmer' has been exposed, and these foreigners are walking away from their own land?

Big deal. Doesn't matter if voters don't get to the polls.

Memo to African Americans of voting age: this November may well be the last time you are permitted to vote in this country. Try it out. If enough of you show up and cast ballots, you may be permitted to vote after 2028. You have been warned...

Who among the Dems is going to put forth that message? Chuck Schumer, he with the paunch and cheaters at the end of his nose? Some other person in office since the days of dial phones? The message has to come from some younger, more robust person. I am surprised Gov. Newsom hasn't taken up the cause...

Der Dotard cannot take responsibility for any of his actions, no matter how big or small, so must find a scapegoat, preferably one which will not respond, so Diamond Joe is again invoked as a bogeyman. Not a surprise, from a guy who swears his ---- doesn't stink...

Trading on material non-public information is a crime, punishable by a fine, disgorgement of profits, and possibly jail time. Ain't no wat the SCOTUS hall pass Der Dotard carries about covers such activities. The only thing that can be hoped for in this case is that our moron in chief doesn't declare his trading profits on his tax returns, so the IRS and Treasury Department can go after him...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Any civilian is in danger if caught between Drinky Pete and a tavern.

A presidential pardon does not cover war crimes. Govern yourselves accordingly...

Wait. For those of us who were pardoned on J6 and then went back to jail on other charges, do we get paid twice? Just don't tell my three ex-wives and two baby mommas...

Well, the Dotard does have it right about Barkeep Barbie's weak mind...

Golly--where are those DOGE guys when you need them? I'll wager that Scooter, Big Balls and Dorkenstein will be able to get to the bottom of this before lunch. They'll use Grok to get all the answers...

In Okiehomie the governor said publicly that more guns make the place more polite...

The smell of garlic repels human females, and makes human males avoid 'down there', so I guess garlic produces similar results in humans...