Reduced regulations will apply to white people only. Any African American seen with a firearm will be presumed guilty of something, and eligible for immediate execution by police, no matter where or when...

Many people are saying the the skilled craftsmen at Four Seasons Landscaping could help with the work, and with public relations...

Memo to Mikey: you will not be in charge of the House in 2027, the next time this measure could be voted upon...

If presented with a map of the world, Trump would need four tries to find Venezuela, even if the map were marked...

Well, we will send his mom a flag that flew over the Commerce Department one day, in thanks for this guy's service. Now, watch me fire this cruise missile...
--Drinky Pete, trying to prove that tattoos make the man

Drinky Pete will be on this situation by ordering a preemptive strike on MSNBC, the Sisters of Mercy and Burkina Faso ...

So funny they forgot to laugh ...

Does it have a certain signature applied in sharpie and bigger than that of John Hancock? I'll wager Der Dotard doesn't know that misfortune befell many of those signers, who were risking all to affix their names to the document ...

Wait. Doesn't MAHA have a way to relieve heat stroke? Maybe peptide infused water, or extra strength heroin? How about just taking off your shirt but leaving on your jeans?

Don't worry, he too will get a Trump pardon ...

Good for them. At the same time, many will say it was worth offering up their money to their orange god, even at the expense of working at WalMart into their 80's ...

One can only hope that Der Dotard, unable to resist a chance of public onanism in front of dozens, will show up in the heat wearing a mid-weight wool suit, and about 45 minutes into his diatribe keels over dead. Senate Republicans can handle JV, knowing that many of their caucus would be a better candidate in 2028 ...

I sense that Mr. Miller wasn't beaten up in high school enough times. Maybe of of those Antifa people could help out with that ...

In the coming weeks we will be treated to quotes from Vance starting with "Let me tell you where Jesus and the Bible are wrong on this subject, and hey, I'm Catholic..."

At this point the US strategy is to give Iran a tanker full of cash, allow them to toll all ships transiting the Strait, and take the Iranian uranium. Der Dotard will again declare victory, and all other countries whose oil costs will then rise will declare the US to be a pariah state. No other country will welcome the president, who will get to ride around the country in his new plane, fondling himself all along the way ...

Get a branding iron with "GOON" on it. Heat it up hot enough to burn flesh. Apply it to the forehead of each ICE creep involved with this matter. I'm sure that Sr. Leticia showed her captors love, kindness and compassion during her detention. Each of those agents should have a lasting reminder of their actions that day...

If only there was a lot of money for humanitarian aid. Like, if someone took the country's oil, sold it, and made the dough available to help folks. If only...

An experienced politician with his pedigree should know when to give it up. He should get out of the way. Missing 140 votes is no way to represent his constituents. I suspect he will be easy pickings for his opponent, if there is an election this November...

The passing of this trainwreck of a bill will result in millions in Red States being disenfranchised. Those voters will find out about it on election day. In the meantime, all Dem voters must ensure they are registered to vote, have two forms of valid ID (passport and current driver's license), and get to the polls as soon as early voting is allowed. And NO ABSENTEE VOTING IF YOU CAN AT ALL AVOID IT...

Ms. Cook will be brought up on charges from the DOJ in about 3..2..1.. Alleged offenses will include sedition, embezzlement, tax evasion, not using her turn signal, and overdue library books...

Talarico will win the election. He is known as an upright, moral man with a strong religious faith, in a state where that characteristic is very important. Held up against the criminal adulterer Paxton, no one will be able to call Paxton the better man without blushing. As for his stump speeches, Talarico presents himself as someone other than the typical name-calling, hypocritical loudmouth so often seen today. Voters will respond to his message and to the messenger.

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Don't worry. In a twinkling Der Dotards legal stooges will declare that due to affairs of state that their client, the plaintiff, cannot attend to the suit he brought until after his term in office concludes. Because of this circumstance no discovery can take place in the immediate future. So there, you cheeky Brits ...

The collapse of Springfield, Ohio was staved off with the arrival of Haitian immigrants, who set out to take advantage of their opportunities for a better life, and became productive members of society there. The possible removal of these people from that town will seal its fate. The Trump voters in Springfield are about to get what they voted for, and let's hope they get treated to becoming economic migrants, moving elsewhere for employment...

Trump is not a negotiator. He is a bargainer. He thinks in terms of using force to make the other side quickly agree to his terms, and nothing more. Not being a strategic thinker, he cannot see past his tactics for situations where they don't work. Iran probably stumbled upon closing the Strait of Hormuz, and has found that tactic to be highly effective in dealing with the dolts sent to the negotiations.

The present stalemate will continue for some time. Iran is selling a little oil, the bombs have mostly stopped falling, they have the US by the cojones, and they have revealed the Great Satans leadership to be impotent and incompetent. And they still have all of the nuclear material created since Trump tore up the Obama deal. Pretty good for a pariah nation ...

Interesting article. By the way

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