For being such high-T manly men, these Trump lackeys sure have thin skin and sensitive natures. Running to the courts to sue someone sure is a new look, compared to other administrations. In the meantime, think of Ka$h as 6'3", with Aryan features and a magnetic personality. Or else he will sue you...

Ha! Ha! Well, boys will be boys. I'm sure there's a reasonable exp--wait, it that his picture? Really? Well, he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and his career in the Secret Service is OVER!
--Trump Administration functionaries

Those inquiring are desperate to find out how many colored women with problem pregnancies were turned away, so as to bleed out in the parking lot. Such cases will be held up as a job well done by Der Dotard's creepy minions...

Good news for a Tuesday!
-DJTJ