Didn't get into grad school, eh?

It brings to mind the following: "I love Jesus. It's his friends I can't stand."

It's fun to watch hate fight with stupidity.

Which will win?

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease will ruin your entire afternoon.

Why limit this to miniature horses. It seems Discriminatory.

Are you proud of asking stupid questions?

So, he's wrong about Weld?

Fat Nixxon is qualified to mediate one thing only: wet T-shirt contests.

I don't think that's what India has in mind.

Still trying to figure out, when we discuss the glories of capitalism, is 737-type behavior a feature, or a bug?

Does anyone know if there are plans to build ovens?

It's remarkable to watch western civilization tie itself in knots trying to identify something - anything - that will allow us to maintain the energy status quo.

We'll do anything to avoid actually changing consumption of energy to more efficient, less wasteful habits.

Trees are wonderful organisms, and we ought to plant as many as we can.

My fear is that American knuckleheads will see a tree planting program as a green light to consume more, and more, and more...

Damn that Hillary!

Now everyone will be forced to drink chardonnay.

Would it be legal for the house to order that the president be waterboarded?

Just askin'.

Try to imagine the rightwhinger reaction if Obama or Hillary were holding private meetings with Vlad. Anybody that trusts Fat Nixxon to put the country's interests ahead of his own is a fool.

That's it. We're all going to be raped and murdered by the onrushing brown hordes!

I think we can all agree that America's most pressing problem is that rich people don't have enough money.

It's remarkable that, with all the MAGAts contorting themselves into pretzels, we have no credible reports of injuries.

I sure hope the gunfight is televised.

My money's on the cops.

Anyone here who believes that Congress will intervene, and use their constitutional powers to stop a war and to put Cadet Bone Spurs back into his bedroom -

Please raise your mouse.