Must be the size of a tictac.

#165 | Posted by LauraMohr

still attached though

[kielbasa tied to &enis with string]
[Corky gasps, looks away, then Looks back]

[opens raincoat]

Daddysfist in 2025: " I hate naggers."

#147 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-09 09:14 PM | Reply | Flag: *quickenzersharp

"God bless America"

"I want to live on a farm"

I would like to intercept her flotilla, if you know what I mean...
#6 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-06-09 07:13 PM
...if her 'flowtilla' were her vajinna, and my 'interceptor' were my PENIS, if you follow.
A nudge is as good as a wink, eh? Eh?
#7 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-06-09 07:15 PM

"While I was snorting coke off his penis, midway I had to stop and wonder "Have I become my mother?"

Yes, you have.

#9 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-06-09 07:47 PM | Reply | Flag:
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Democrats in 2025: "If you deport the illegals, who will pick my fruit?!"

Democrats in 1865: "If you free the slaves, who will pick my cotton?!"

...The more they stay the same