Not guilty is not the same as innocent. OJ, anyone?

The Democrats killed Joan Rivers? Damn, I missed that.

Way to go, Brandon.

As a friend called them a long time ago, "Saps with a day job."

Oh, but such a heartwarming story:

Thankfully it hasn't proven that way with my dog.

I read the headline without Bear Cub and was hopeful.

99. You could achieve the same results with a camera. My wife and I spent a few years in and around hospitals in the area in 2019/20. Every time you thought you were looking at someone in the worst possible condition, they were beat by the next person around the corner.

Terribly depressing ... pre-Covid.

On JD, the weird thing is the Diet Mountain Dew drinking. Who the ---- drinks that?

#40 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Millions of -------- in Appalachia who don't drink the real stuff. Usually bought in 64 oz bottles before 8am at the Circle K. Not really a Starbucks crowd.

What kind of soulless ----- would write PR copy for this putz?

Glad to see my old home state potentially getting confused with former Soviet republics.

My wife was a court reporter back in the 80s and 90s, and the woman she trained under was all eight-inch floppy disks.

Does AI have a Leave Me Alone mode?

I was at Walmart the other day and a butch built, bad body, bitchy brunette was telling her son, who was way too old to be in a cart, "Okay, you can kill everything except human beings."

Outreach director? For real -- like, uh, a job?

Has the Supreme Court granted MAGA personhood yet?

As a New York voter said, in utter seriousness when questioned on it, in 2016, "Open a phone book. Pick a name. Any name. Any one of them would be a better president than Donald Trump."

As a New York voter said, in utter seriousness when questioned on it, in 2016, "Open a phone book. Pick a name. Any name. Any one of them would be a better president than Donald Trump."

Will the sales come with proof of exorcisms?

Has Gracie informed DeSantis he's all wrong yet?

Cheryl Tiegs, mid-1970s?

I have been waiting for years for the moment when, as happened to Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces, Trump realizes everyone is laughing at him because he pissed his pants during a science lab accident.

Poor, pitiful baby.

Just wait until it rains.
--stable science genius

Imagine how "White men for Trump" would be received.

#14 | Posted by BellRinger

If Trump were a mixed-race female 20 years younger, that comment might make sense.

Or we could say, how are you received around here?