Move it to the front page and it's brand new and already has 350 comments so it can continue for four more days.
Drill, baby, drill.

#386 | Posted by Dbt2

That's how this place works these days, Charlie Brown.

338 comments and we're still on the back page, folks... Mgmt is screwing the canine!
#339 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Move it to the front page and it's brand new and already has 350 comments so it can continue for four more days.

Drill, baby, drill.

You know STD is in trouble when he collapses into full sentences.

Acrobatic skills, though, may have played a role in the serial marriages.

I know another woman who at last count had been married seven times. We came to know her during husband no. 5.

About 8 years later, we ran into no. 5. The Divine Miss M had just married no. 5's uncle to make it seven. No. 5 played at the wedding.

All this related with a hilarious nonchalance.

For 15, sorry.

16. Stage actress, maybe singer, if I recall. This was early 2010s.

13. You've probably seen it. It's in a well-known book of collected Jewish humor.

Four-panel comic strip:

Panel one, man to Hasid: "Can I talk to you about Jews for Jesus?"

Panels two and three: [Staring.]

Panel four, Hasid, smiling: "You're on kamikaze duty, I presume?"

10.

I worked with a guy who had married a woman who had been married six times before: two women and four men. She was also a convert from both Judaism and Mormonism, but I forget to what.

His comment (they later divorced, but he had a good time while it lasted): "She's trying to be a member of as many hated groups as possible."

8. I just finished working on a book about why Catholics (well, the right kinds of Catholics) should have more children. I was reminded of Groucho's line on You Bet Your Life, upon a contestant telling Groucho he had thirteen children:

"I like my cigar, but I put it away once in a while."

I can now almost talk like an American.
#74 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Monkeybars could kick your ass with one vocal cord tied behind his back.

8.

I don't think his approval will ever drop below 30 points, which I've said ever since living 20+ years in Trump Country.

Enough Americans are like that, whatever that is.

15. Ok, but tell it to the locals on the job. They don't care.

Good to know, though.

People are the product for sale in today's economy.

His diary entries reveal that he is a narcissist . . .

#51 | Posted by visitor_ at

Damn those people who write about themselves in their diaries. They might even have different impressions of themselves over time, based on learning different facts. Stop the presses.

You go Uruguay and I'll go mine.

--Groucho

Under the current administration, Fauci has a reason to do so.

Fauci's attorneys probably have more sense than Dr. Sen. Rand Paul's lawyers. Let's not forget Sen. Paul's own history with scientific credibility.

"Maybe we're moving on from him being the central figure in American politics."

Nate Silver was more fun when it was pure stats, and then it seemed he was either released from his duties everywhere, or he went to the highest bidder.

"Maybe" is a big maybe here. Trumpism is going to be hanging over us a long time after his demise. How many decades are we going to have to expend at every level of government in this country to put the adults back in charge, if it ever happens?

Nate Silver, for me, is about as relevant a commentator as James Carville is now, except for the fact that his shtick isn't whining out of his skeletal Cajun ass.

Going limp, like flashing your lights at an oncoming car to let them know of police presence, is interfering with an ongoing investigation or police activity.

And if Jesus had died today, would people be wearing electric chairs around their necks?

If it was snapping with towels, that would have been locker-room behavior and presumably OK. And highly amusing.

And takes more talent than tasing.

Maybe the cops could have handed out back-the-blue mittens.

Product safety in a Trump administration:

Who are the products now? The ones with testosterone to test, the little girls to make sure everything is intact?

10. A good number where I live near NOVA. Just once I want to see one hauling something in the back. Once. It's a goddamn truck.

Yeah but it did beat a Lamborghini in a drag race down the streets of Richmond, VA.

With two drivers stupid enough to film it, license plates on display, and post it on YT.

Did Mike clear his comments with Mommy first?