Trump Threatens Federal Control of DC after 'Big Balls' Assaulted

Thursday, August 07, 2025

Edward Coristine, the Trump administration employee nicknamed "Big Balls," was the victim of a carjacking and assault in Washington over the weekend, police said.

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He can't actually "federalize" the city over the assault of a DOGE employee. But he can abuse his emergency powers.[image or embed]
-- New York Magazine (@nymag.com) Aug 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM

The Trump administration is making plans to increase the federal law enforcement presence in Washington, DC, Thursday and Friday following an assault on a well-known former Department of Government Efficiency staffer over the weekend, three sources familiar with the plan told CNN. cnn.it/4m5JfBv[image or embed]
— CNN (@cnn.com) Aug 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM

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What a shame. Years ago people at the Pentagon used to call Dupont Circle "Fruit Loop" because of the sexual orientation of many of the residents there. I wonder if that or drugs were involved in this 3AM fracas? i.kym-cdn.com

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-06 03:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"3AM fracas?"

When honest working people are sound asleep.

The point makes itself.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-06 08:25 AM | Reply

The Lord works in strange and mysterious ways.

I feel bad he was the victim of a violent crime.

I am disappointed that God decided it should be punishment by random selection.

#3 | Posted by Wardog at 2025-08-06 08:40 AM | Reply

DuPont Circle is still a very safe area.
Any bets on -------- opening his BigMouth?

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-06 08:49 AM | Reply

"Edward Coristine, who played a key role in early days of DOGE, was attacked while trying to stop an apparent carjacking, according to a police report."

Good Samaritan vs the YNs. The YNs usually win in the short term.

#5 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-06 10:25 AM | Reply

I am disappointed that God decided it should be punishment by random selection.

#3 | POSTED BY WARDOG

Now don't be questioning the Big Guy.

You know he works in mysterious ways.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-06 10:26 AM | Reply

was attacked while trying to stop an apparent carjacking

10 people were carjacking?

#7 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-06 11:58 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Were they clowns?

#8 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-06 12:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Were they clowns?
#8 | Posted by YAV

It's amazing how you can make fun of victims, and still think you're a good person.

#9 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-06 12:51 PM | Reply

POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

"Open Borders liberal", says what?

No one cares what an idiot who supports fascism thinks about anything.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-06 12:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#9 - Thanks! I am an extremely good person!

#11 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-06 01:40 PM | Reply

Pretty sure that cuck is a ------- liar, just like PEDO DONNIE

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-06 02:03 PM | Reply

"was assaulted by approximately 10 juveniles near Dupont Circle about 3 a.m."

WHO THE ---- GOES OUT AT 3 AM?

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-06 02:04 PM | Reply

#9 | Posted by oneironaut

You're a cock-gargling little ----, sonny boy.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-06 02:04 PM | Reply

Dupont Circle is the gay neighborhood in D.C.

#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-06 02:06 PM | Reply

And this is why you always pay the transvestite hooker after getting your prostates stimulated

#16 | Posted by Tor at 2025-08-06 02:10 PM | Reply

... and now the rest of the story for you liberal Goofballs:

"Edward Coristine, known by his nickname "Big Balls," was one of the most prominent figures in former President Donald Trump's DOGE, a group charged with cutting federal bureaucracy.

Coristine was assaulted around 3 a.m. Sunday in Logan Circle by a group of teens attempting to carjack him and a woman described by police as his significant other, authorities said.

D.C. Police said a group of teens approached the couple, made a comment about taking it, and were confronted after Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety. Several of the teens attacked him before nearby officers stepped in, prompting the group to flee."

#17 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-08-06 02:43 PM | Reply

Sounds like a drug deal gone bad.

#18 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-06 02:51 PM | Reply

We need to hear from his "friend's" perspective.

I believe the 10 kids were attempting to jack the car.

That's what Coristone was actually protecting, imo.

#19 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-08-06 10:33 PM | Reply

He was driving around DC at 3:00 in the morning correct? Yeah he was either cruising for hookers or blow

#20 | Posted by Tor at 2025-08-07 12:02 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Sounds like a drug deal gone bad.
#18 | Posted by sitzkrieg

"I saw the tape
And the bitch set him up!"

#21 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-07 12:32 AM | Reply

Saw his pic. More like mousy mouse.

#22 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-07 05:20 AM | Reply

"Trump Threatens Federal Control of DC After House Oversight Committee Subpoenas Epstein files"

FTFY

#23 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-07 09:41 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I'm sure this was a random attack and not something planned and paid for by Democrat operatives. USAID was a slush fund for troublemakers in the government.

#24 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-07 10:24 AM | Reply

WHO THE ---- GOES OUT AT 3 AM?

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

A kid living the good life off of American taxpayer dollars?

#25 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-07 10:33 AM | Reply

At what point does Pres Trump start posting military outside of polling places to assure only "the right people" can get in to vote?

#26 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-07 01:10 PM | Reply

That was Big Balls that caught a beat down? Karma came calling. Ha ha.

#27 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2025-08-07 01:29 PM | Reply

"He was driving around DC at 3:00 in the morning correct? Yeah, he was either cruising for hookers or blow"
TOR

Exactly! Unless, he just finished up a long shift of robbing our taxes by eliminating some National Parks or day care centers and directing the money into his bank account and was going to buy the young woman, he met the night before at a young life event, a nice breakfast in a neighborhood where large gangs of children go 'wilding'? Blow and hookers was the reason he was out in that hood and he probably already had the 'hooker' in the car with him.

#28 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2025-08-07 01:38 PM | Reply

This DOGEbag got bloodied by a 15 year old girl. Lol

#29 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-07 03:12 PM | Reply

Dupont Circle is near 14th & K, a notorious are known for picking up street hookers.

Most likely why he was near Dupont Circle at 3 am.

#30 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-07 04:18 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Check his bank account.

As Dave Chappelle says,"has anyone gone to the ATM to withdraw 4 hundred dollars at 2-3am for anything positive?"

#31 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-07 04:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Democrats in Minnesota get murdered by a Trump supporter.

Zero action taken. Zero sympathy from republicans.

Trump's lackey get punched in the face in DC, Trump declares martial law.

It's fkkking ridiculous.

This country is fkkked.

#32 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-07 04:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

You're safer with a bear than you are with the typical DC resident.

#33 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-07 06:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

You're safer with a bear than you are with the typical DC resident.
#33 | Posted by visitor_

Trumpers never pass up a chance to Virtue Signal their racism.

#34 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-07 06:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

You're safer with a bear than you are with the typical DC resident.
#33 | Posted by visitor_

At least the one at 1600 Penn. Ave.

#35 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-08 05:14 AM | Reply

34 I don't put to much stock in cries of racism or violence from the inventors of racial chattel slavery and at this very moment committing a genocide and murder all over the world. They are still an errant people deeply invested in crimes again humanity.
It's an act.

#36 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-08 05:52 AM | Reply

"34 I don't put to much stock in cries of racism or violence from the inventors of racial chattel slavery"

You dint listen to the experts?
I believe that about you.

The Birth of Race-Based Slavery
By the 17th century, America's slave economy had eliminated the obstacle of morality.
slate.com

#37 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-08 07:37 AM | Reply

m.youtube.com

#38 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-08-08 09:07 AM | Reply

Fatherless activities. Time to Federalize DC since democrats can't properly enforce the law.

#39 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-08-08 09:18 AM | Reply

LMAO!
Should we apply the same rules to red states?
How's the rape situation in TX going?

Moron.

#40 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-08 09:26 AM | Reply

By that logic Yav, California would fall into the same fate as Texas. Wouldn't happen though since both are states and DC is a federal district, but thanks for playing little buddy.

#41 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-08-08 10:38 AM | Reply

Time to Federalize DC since democrats can't properly enforce the law.

#39 | Posted by Bluewaffles

Sure, and give Trump his little personal fiefdom. That will work out as well as you might expect.

Besides, Donald is only interested in this to distract from

THE EPSTEIN FILES

Which will confirm him as a pervert even to people like Bluewaffles.

#42 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-08 10:57 AM | Reply

#41 - a distinction without a difference when it comes to the subject at hand, moron.

#43 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-08 12:15 PM | Reply

"By that logic Yav, California would fall into the same fate as Texas."

Send in the Marines!

It works.

Look how well behaved California is now.

Crime is down, no more immigrants wandering the streets raping and murdering and drugging and it's just done wonders for the economy. The data is all there! Just ask Trumpy!

Most places be begging to get invaded by America.

Whats wrong with Texas?

#44 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-08 02:34 PM | Reply

The chaos in Russia as the Soviet Union fell was just what the fascists like Putin needed...and the chaos in our America is just what the Trump regime needs...they are not wrong when they say we may lose our democracy in our lifetime.

#45 | Posted by Hughmass at 2025-08-09 08:02 AM | Reply