** US president

Just effing hilarious. I'm working on a book right now in which the first testimonial in the front matter comes from one Donald J. Trump, whom the book refers to as the most pro-life US ever. Book is supposed to go to print next week.

Not my problem ...

ABBA. Good grief.

It's a great way to start the day, as long as your schedule calls for going right back to bed.

I'm sorry, but what the hell have they been thinking about all this time?

[dreading the response]

Wasn't she banned for a year from the property?

Still waiting for my check . . .

It's Florida, where the retirees don't want to pay taxes for schoolchildren because they already educated their kids somewhere else, and don't seem to care if their service workers turn out to be drop-dead morons.

Since Snoofy isn't here, I'll say it.

The cruelty is the point.

I'm looking forward to the distribution of his body parts, down to individual fingers, among his crowd.

What should I have written?

#12 | Posted by Tor

Depends. Would you have written something with sexual innuendo for a group of hetero men? You were going for something other than funny.

Now if you want to talk about grabbing something, Trump can tell you his approach.

Is this like one of those book clubs where they send you a book every month and the "free" books have a huge "shipping and handling" fee?

#4 | Posted by sentinel

This is someone who is trying to uplift the lives of people in East Tennessee and other impoverished areas in the Southeast. I've spent a lot of time in the areas she's targeting. They need it.

What would even prompt such a question, other than trolling?

I don't want to say too much, but Ellis is a close associate of a client of mine who's been a rabid Republican for decades, and while (I hope) not a fervent Trumper, he would never vote for Harris, Biden, or anyone close to them.

So I'm curious what my client is thinking now. No doubt his wife is going into the booth and voting Harris.

2. Party's melting down, I'd say, began with Newt and his list of words for describing Democrats.

Verb choice kinda ... weird.

I'd rather the GOP follow Halley's lead and stay out of our sight for another 37 years.

How do you prepare to get beat like a drum, in the eyes of an observer who is schooled in debate rather than performance art?

Homework assignment. Read the New Testament.

No, actually read it. Closely. Like you would an internet classified ad.

I hope Boaz grows to like Kamala's toes and arches.

Frankly, I'll be happy to see her in something other than a pantsuit. I hope. Nothing kinky.

25. Hasn't fazed him either.

Forget the press conference. Trump in no way will stand for worldwide public humiliation. He'll be deserting the Republicans, if not the country, before the election as the demise that he cannot forestall becomes imminent.

5. A grifter AND a government insider?

Unprecedented.