I just want to know who is sneaking my car out at night and driving it across the Gold Gate bridge.

I live hundreds of miles from that bridge!

I can't tell you how many txts I have gotten about my car not paying the toll when it crosses the bridge at night.

I think maybe I am gonna just stop paying them.

I almost wish I had not retired so I could have been fired for my "woke mentality" so I could then sue the crap out them.

Unfortunately I would probably die of old age (or stress) before the case was ever settled. So ... nevermind. I will just sit back and watch the clowns in the three ring circus try to all fit into the clown car at once and enjoy my popcorn and beer and point and laugh.

Re 3

Oh dear wut happen?

Did the poor widdle maga snowflake get his "feeling" hurt?

You should be happy then!

Teacher says every time a maga maroon gets his "feeling" hurt an angel gets his wings and Trumpy's poll numbers go up up up!

Your blood had been "poisoned" since 1492.

It's your morals.

#6 | POSTED BY FRESNO500

It's the fluoride!

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works!!

"When a clown moves into the palace he does not become a king. The palace becomes a circus."

-old Turkish proverb.

it's VERY apparent that Trump is firing based on wokeness mentality and NOT because of discrimination.

See? This is what happened when the worms eat into your brain.

Firing someone SOLEY because of their personal beliefs is be considered discrimination you moron, especially if those beliefs are RELIGIOUS, ETHICAL, or MORAL.

Please define this "woke mentality" that you speak of.

And how and when did it become a firing offense?

How exactly does it affect one's ability to perform on the job.

Thanks.

Trumpy wants a Purple Heart too!

After all he got zinged by a bullet too in his never ending battle against Truth and Justice and the American Way.

Perhaps if this soldier had thought to offered up his medal to Trumpy then the Lyin King would let him stay in the land of the fee and the home of the slave.

Dems ordered probes against Trump for something he didn't do with Russia

Donald J. Trump and 18 of his associates had at least 140 contacts with Russian nationals and WikiLeaks, or their intermediaries, during the 2016 campaign.

That's what you call "nothing"?

The good news that Trumpy now knows what the word "groceries" means.

"A bag with different things in it."

And the word "groceries" is so old fashioned anyway.

Grandma and me used sit on the porch in the evenings and as the sun set we would sip our black labels and reminisce about the old days when we would hitch up the horses to the wagon and go to the mercantile exchange in town for our monthly bag of "groceries".

When a clown moves into the palace, he doesn't become a King. The palace becomes a circus.

-Turkish proverb

Who originally said there was a "pause"?

"I have authorized a 90 day PAUSE, and a substantially lowered Reciprocal Tariff during this period, of 10%, also effective immediately," he said about countries who haven't retaliated.

I bet even you can guess who "he" is.

Re 29

Don't you have to have permission from the (Federal) government to sue the government? I believe it's covered under the King is Always Right clause of Second Corinthians. And it says so right on the hat. "Trumpy is always right!"

So good luck with that.

Happy Inexplicable Day everyone!

Headlines for stocks crashing OR soaring hardly ever last.

Especially in these days of Idiocracy and President Comancho purposely manipulating the markets for his own and his friends personal gain.

First the dog eats all the poop in the yard.

Then the dog vomits in the bed. While owner freaks out and runs to get something to clean up the vomit the dog then eats the vomit.

The dog then looks at its master and wags its tail proudly for cleverly solving the problem it created.

(Story repackaged from TDS & Jon Stewart)

"Coal is a terrible fuel by almost every measure."

But surely not "clean coal".

It is the cleanest coal ever. No one has seen coal so clean. People are saying it's so clean you can take a bath in it!

And today we see Trumpy declaring a "pause".

Looks like he had depressed stocks enough for the oligarchs to buy up the depressed stocks so he could declare a "pause" which sent the markets skyrocketing.

They think we are too stupid to see what he is doing.

Has anyone checked the ideology of the construction crew that built it?

This is obviously a result of too many evil DEI hires in the construction business.

no worries..

ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!

Supreme Court allows Trump to enforce Alien Enemies Act for rapid deportations for now
Source: OneNuts HEINIE

...

The court said sure sure your majesty King Trumpy sir!

You can CALL it whatever you want. But due process will be followed. Because it's the LAW.

But you keep trying tho. Keep trying to eliminate or circumvent the third coequal branch of government.

Just remember dummies. The Supreme Court is also a part of that branch and the ultimate arbitrator of the law. And I don't think they are going to go quietly into the dark night of Trumpy's tyranny.

"Watching you idiots scream, "I didn't vote for this!" almost makes up for it.
#59 | Posted by Sycophant"

No one is saying that - we are proud Trump is finally taking action.

You are a funny funny man Mr. Scott.

What's it like inside the bubble?
Does your head ever give you trouble?
It's no sin, trade it in
Hang on, help is on its way
Dems will be there as fast as we can

"Hang on," a tiny voice did say
Somewhere deep inside the inner man
Are you always in confusion?
Surrounded by illusion?
Sort it out, you'll make out
Seem to make a good beginning
Someone else ends up winning
Don't seem fair, don't you care?

There will be a short adjustment period and then the US economy will boom.

ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!

There is a reason why your Democrat party has a 27% approval rating.

#61 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Because they lost the election 3 months ago and is currently not in power and currently cannot stop Trumpy's rampage through our democratic institutions? Think maybe that has anything to do with it? You realize it won't stay there right?

There is an also reason that Trumpers approval rating is down to 44% and dropping nearly as fast as the stock markets around the world.

The upcoming mid term elections will be very telling.

Oh dear. Did you forget that there will be another election? Or did you really think this would be the last election? No friend. There WILL be another one. And one after that and one after that and one after that. No matter what stupid things Trumpy says or does in his quest for power and revenge and retribution his days in this planet are numbered.

And then you and the rest of the haters will have to crawl back under the rocks you came from and wait for another charismatic demagogue to make their appearance and give you a platform in which to spread your special brand of hate and lies.

And then we will all sit around and claim that it's the end of the Republican Party as we know it because that is pretty much what happens every presidential election.

Re 5

Not sure what you are trying to say.

But the measles vaccine is also available for adults.

MMR vaccine for Adults:
The MMR vaccine, which protects against measles, mumps, and rubella, is recommended for adults who:
Were born after 1957.
Have never had measles or been vaccinated.
Don't have proof of vaccination or immunity.

Certain groups of adults should receive two doses of the MMR vaccine, separated by at least 28 days, including:
Students at post-secondary institutions.
Health-care workers.
International travelers.
Women of childbearing age before they become pregnant.
Anyone in an area where an outbreak is occurring.
People who were immunized between 1963 and 1967 with an inactivated measles vaccine.

And now you know the rest of the story.

How dare these judges interpret the law!!!

If the president does it then it's not illegal. It's right there in the Second Corinthians.

How dare these judges tell Trumpy he cannot do something that's unconstitutional. Who do they think they are? Judges? In a court of law? Phooey!

Off with their heads!

Then deport them!

I will bet it never happens.

Just like last time as reality sets in cooler heads may prevail.

And June is like centuries away in Trumplandia time.

So much will happen between now and then. If cooler heads don't prevail I am betting we will all be OBE this will be quietly forgotten.

(OBE = Overcome By Events)