What are the odds he suddenly experiences sudden spontaneous human combustion? His arms are a little too short to be boxing with God.

All this money and chaos for a game most Americans could care less about. I confess I'll watch the woman's national team when the opportunity presents itself, but I'd be hard pressed to name one current player on the men's.

Hey Shrimpy...have you tried NOT urinating in your Cheerios?

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

I remember how "wrestlers" on television in the old days would hide something sharp in their tape wrist wrappings and cut themselves to heighten the drama for the rubes at home that truly believed pro wrestling was real. It's the same today with those that believe MAGA is real. My tinfoil hat theory is that his ear was nicked by a piece of the prompter when it was hit. That, and the sketchy, rather miraculous way his ear shows no scaring now puts it in the realm of possibilities that this was indeed staged, but the shooter evidently changed the script.

The whole "Farm-to-Table" economic model isn't all that robust to withstand hugely reduced raw food stocks. I remember the empty shelves during Covid. So should you. I highly recommend we 5150 Donny Doody-Diaper now before he kills us all.