Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Event organizers told The New York Times that Trump recorded his segment of the reading from the Oval Office.

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-18 02:27 PM | Reply

No he won't. HE CAN'T READ.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-18 07:23 PM | Reply

Oh, and that "under God" --------? IT WAS PUT IN THE 1950's.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-18 07:24 PM | Reply

Red Scare, Gay Panic.
Same fascists doing this stuff.
MAGA is still doing it today.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-18 07:46 PM | Reply

Will they be reading from over-priced Chinese-made bible with Trump's name on the front?

Will BJ tell Donald to, 'stay in his lane'.

These and other searing questions will be answered in the next Episode of, Pope Trump Rides Again!

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-18 07:59 PM | Reply

...Trump recorded his segment...

Of course he did, he's barely literate. I'm guessing 20 takes and lots of editing.

#6 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-04-18 08:21 PM | Reply

"Trump recorded his segment"

Ha! What a grift. If they sell a DVD for $100 BillJohnson will buy it.

I suppose there's nothing stopping me from marketing a DVD with Trump's pre-recorded message on it. I think a President's performances are public domain, yes?

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-18 08:28 PM | Reply

Idiot chreestians will lap it up.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-18 11:17 PM | Reply

And wouldn't you just know it? The Book of Marathon is one of my favoritest Bible book books? Maybe the bookiest. Who knows? Divine intervention? That's for you to find out and Me to know.
~ MAGA Jesus

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-19 06:42 AM | Reply

From the Samuel L. Jackson Standard Version, no doubt.

#10 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-19 08:51 AM | Reply