Alice Cooper - Don't Give Up

Ray: We've got to harvest the asteroid belt to pay off the debt.

"Trust me," said the scorpion to the frog.

Catatonia would be an improvement. How much speed is this beast taking?

People see with their preconceived notion. Joggers need all the regalia now including a mounted visible phone. On a bike you are possible homeless unless wearing a bicycle helmet then you are legit.

SNL should bring back Chris Kayan with an assignment to do his incoherent babbling character in a t-rump impression.

Some people call me hoodwink / Cause I speak as the Pompeo of lies...

Let's filter the plastic out of the ocean also.

We have been off the plan of the founders since 1954 when Congress instituted religiosity as the state religion and that is why we are a failed state. If secularism were reinstated then we could dedicate ourselves to reality again and it would cut the ground out from under the 50% population of magical thinkers. But we are incapable of reforming the country, so, happy extinction.

In my zip code which has 25.5 square miles it was reported about 3 days ago that we have 10 to 20 cases. I wonder if the experts feel these numbers are a sufficient threat just because some folks might get bunched up for a few seconds on the tortilla aisle in an otherwise huge store.

Drivers on the road my apt complex is on in Htown are doing their best to burn as much gas as quickly as possible with pedal to the metal while the police are busy enforcing quarantine rules. Even the junk cars are speeding now. They should all get some early oil changes too. Gas is so cheap it almost makes me want to have a car again - hmm, nah.

I want to go live in Liberty county next door (26 cases,1 death) instead of Harris with 4,653 cases.

I like to think Dethspud is living way up in the Northwest Territory with no internet and that is the only reason he's not here any more.

I don't see anything about troll farms on the CNN home page.

Putin must be one tough beast - it seems he would develop an aneurysm from laughing so hard.

He is jealous of the childish printed "signature" of Steven T. Mnuchin on our federal reserve notes. I guess nuchie never learned cursive. Oh well it is better than tRump's signature which looks like an electroencephalogram gone haywire.

In drudgatory exile is there weeping and gnashing of gums?