Too much TDS, too little aliens.

Hillary Clinton is a Reptoid. Discuss.

So I told this story to a friend and he was like "Why?"

Dude. At this point, I don't think we need a reason why. This is what the singularity looks like. The future is spiraling into cyberpunk. And it's awesome.

Cool, I get to recount my UFO sighting.

It was 1989, January. I was in the army, and I had just gotten off KP. It was 3 AM in the morning and I decided to blow off some steam doing situps behind the barracks before bed. This was in Ft. Belvoir, right outside of DC.

It came from over the horizon and shot across the entire sky, right overhead, in about three seconds. It looked like a ring of stars interconnected by a bluish filament of light. The circle was slightly irregular, and hollow in the middle. It was about ten times bigger than my outstretched hand against the sky 0 this thing was huge.

Those are "Crown of Light" UFO's and they are very rare.

Anyway, I checked my watch and I wasn't missing any time, so sadly I didn't get to have sex with any of them :(

So it is possible to torture someone after death. Interesting.