This is a clear case of price manipulation. Doge was trading at 16 cents on election day. Jumped to .21 on wed, fell to .19 Thursday. Then on Monday, a day before the announcement, the price spiked to .35, making all of Elon's Doge holdings worth more than double what they were a week prior.
Sarah Palin asks: Why not me?
She's got a point. She's every bit as dumb, cruel and unqualified as other Trump picks.