The deputy chief of staff said: "You thought you could kill Charlie Kirk; you have made him a martyr ... "You cannot defeat us, you cannot slow us, you cannot stop us, you cannot deter us "You have no idea the dragon you have awakened." "WE are the ones who build, who create, who lift up humanity. You thought you could KILL Charlie Kirk? YOU HAVE MADE HIM IMMORTAL!" "They cannot imagine what they have awakened! They cannot conceive of the army they have arisen in all of us!" He continued: "And now millions will carry on his legacy! And we will devote the rest of our lives to FINISHING the causes for which Charlie gave his last measure of devotion. "We stand for what is good, virtuous and noble. And to those trying to incite violence against us? ... What do you have? You have nothing, you are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are hatred."
Robert Redford, the acclaimed actor, director, and environmental activist, died on Tuesday at age 89 at his home in Utah following a brief illness, as confirmed by his publicist Cindi Berger. His career spanned iconic roles in films like "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," "The Sting," and "All the President's Men," an Oscar win for directing "Ordinary People," and the founding of the Sundance Institute in 1981, which became a cornerstone for independent cinema.
Charlie Kirk's alleged shooter Tyler Robinson was living with a transgender partner who was in the process of transitioning from a male to a female, a law enforcement source confirmed to The Post Saturday. That individual, who has yet to be identified by the authorities, is now fully cooperating with the FBI on its investigation into the fatal shooting of the conservative activist, the source added. The relationship was first reported by Fox News' Brooke Singman. Text messages and other communications that the transgender individual traded with Robinson, 22, helped the feds nab the accused assassin.
Officials have identified the person accused of fatally shooting conservative activist Charlie Kirk as 22-year-old Utah resident Tyler Robinson. Utah Governor Spencer Cox said at a press conference on Friday morning that investigators arrested and identified Robinson after analyzing surveillance footage, interviewing Robinson's family members and reviewing online messages between Robinson and his roommate.
Charlie Kirk, a close ally of President Trump and the founder of the nation's pre-eminent right-wing youth activist organization, was fatally shot on Wednesday while speaking at a campus event at Utah Valley University, his spokesman Andrew Kolvet said. Law enforcement officials are still looking for the shooter




Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)"According to a new study published on Monday, there is a strong link between Donald Trump being president and increased use of Tylenol.
The study, which was published by the University of Minnesota Medical School, reports that consumption of the pain reliever has increased by nine thousand percent since Trump's Inauguration in January.
Professor Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study, called the data "surprising," adding, "We expected the increase to be much greater."
Logsdon said that the medical school would soon release additional findings linking Trump's presidency to an increased use of alcohol, marijuana, and crack.