A hot commie with good cans? ChaCha Guevara! Sign me up!

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If you think this society is going to get healthier, smarter or better at problem solving, you're on crack. We're that last generation that experienced liberty. It's over.

It's only horny people who shoot people. I mean, you never feel aggressive just after you've gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that's a solution to the world's problems.

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

-FDR

All Black women politicians should be investigated. Look at the pop-lockin', Kool smokin' and purple drank drinkin' offspring they propagate. Be crimin' y'all!

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn't a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can't build the nuclear bomb that they weren't building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Gol'durn Godless Commies make people more important than commerce.

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Trump stages more theater than a Shakespeare troupe. This will get his numbers back up.

They should give Vance the Nobel Peace Prize just to piss off Trump.

We have accomplished our goal of making everything worse than before.

Go ahead, step outside. Breathe. Admittedly, you won't notice much of a difference because the world today is pretty much the same as it was a few weeks ago, only more unstable. Which, again, and we cannot stress this enough, was the whole point.