"Alright - we're gonna put you in the slightly optimistic category."

"WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

Whatever helps your dumbass sleep at night I guess...

I'm the same as the insurrectionists?

If I recall correctly I was at an organ trio rehearsal here Nola way when the thing began.

By the end we were afraid to check our phones or turn on the radio.

I was doing something creative & constructive while those folks were intimidating & destroying.

"That depends on what your definition of insurrection is,"

-McCarthy/Brooks/Gosar/Johnson/et al

I hope they like gay porn.

I just watch for the articles...

Yeah - the articles.

"Attempted murder - what does that even mean anyway?"

-Sideshow Bob

So because his coup didn't succeed he's innocent?

But he's being audited?!?

How can this be?

Lamp.

That phone call was perfect. At least thats what he kept yelling.

Like how corona was gonna disappear the day after Biden got elected...

Usually by the time I force myself out of bed and look at the days top new on the sh*tt*er you've already handled everything Tony.

And most of these goofballs are already bickering over it.

Which can only mean one thing. Tony makes all the news happen.

"KARMA IS REAL AND SHE IS PISSED! EVERYBODY RUN!!!"

-Folks in florida right now.

Tony.

I was just joshin' ya.

You're always right on top of these things.

Upward Thumb.

Yeah. He's a keeper.

It's 10 o'clock.

Do you know where your guns are?

I uploaded this yesterday.

You're welcome Tony.

Everyone's on the debt bandwagon now huh?

"The best way to reduce the deficit is to increase tax revenue."

-Cyril Figgis I.S.I.S. Comptroller

Get em all out Diamond Joe!

Just leave the radicals behind to duke it out on a floating garbage barge and kill the victor - be sure to send a bill for the bullet(s) to their family!

I was in last month CA and everyone was wearing masks and being respectful.

I went to a Lowe's in Alexandria LA last week and people were snickering behind my back because of my mask. The only reason they didn't say it to my face was because of the heater on my hip son. Two different employees told me to take it off and one of them was coughing up a storm.

CA is it's own country - I'd wager larger than most of the red states combined. And don't forget many parts are red - like riverside and the oc. And they don't have to cross state lines to cough on folks on the sunset strip.

You better come correct before you insult my ancestral homeland you chicken ---- ---- wad.

Oh and have a nice day you deplorable cousin ------.

It's a shame momma was too drunk to find your dumbass with that wire hanger ...

(Laptop Drop)

The cops knocked on my front door after midnight a few weeks back.

I took my ruger to answer the door because - this is a bad neighborhood.

That's really the only reason you need to bring a gun to the door.

I don't live in a gated community. I live in the real world where folks overdose weekly at the rallys just steps from my house.

You know what the neighbors do as they administer narcan? They complain that the junkies are never gonna learn if the medics keep bailing them out...

And you know what - they're right.

This is America. My president used to be Black and my Lambo is blue n*gga.

And if I see you in the streets I'm slappin' the s*it outta you.

"SEE THIS SOMEHOW PROVES THAT IT'S MANMADE. YOU'VE GOT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS BILL GATES & TONY FAUCI!!!"

-Something I overheard yesterday in New Orleans

BTW the firm is called:

Dowe, Cheatem & How

I use them since Luvem & Burnem family law closed down ...

Sentinel.

For the last time - being an annoying contrarian is my deal.

If you don't stop I'll have my law firm hit you with a cease & desist.

And - at least put some thought into your thoughtless remarks. Especially if you're not gonna come back and defend em like a man.

Faithlessly Yours,
-Random Internet Weirdo

I've used Robinhood for years now.

I also have a fidelity account among others.

Robinhood is great as long as you know there are risks involved.