But attractive-ish white women can't be wrong...

It must be a different Lauren Boebert.

I'm all out of baseball references and baseball knowledge for that matter.

Oh wait Willy Stargell.

That's it.

And it probably didn't hurt that Kamala is on deck and Biden's dugout actually looks like a cross-section of America.

I'm certain he died thinking baseball players today deserve their exorbitant salaries.

Especially since they've had to deal with WAY more adversity in their respective careers.

All joking aside he probably died happy because Biden stepped up and Yung Treezy was forced to ship out.

What was the harm in humoring Trump for his last few weeks...

It turns out 5 or 6 dead bodies was the harm.

This would only work if Cruz had some modicum of shame.

That ship sailed years ago I reckon'.

That's a serious presence to arrest a cowboy.

Maybe the feds have actually begun to take this seriously.

Hopefully early enough in the game to save all our federal buildings.

"It's because Democrats took the week off."

-Rightwingnuts

In this case you CAN judge a book by its cover.

This dude looks like the cryptkeepers pedophile uncle.

Or Looked would be more appropriate.

It's actually 2.9%

They did some math wrong but we get the gist of it.

He's no plant.

These people are just tremendous idiots.

From the s*kcin' d*kc at the crack house to advising at the White House.

Only in America!

I do believe there's an h in whackadoodle.

A do what I say and not what I do life-coach for sure.

Just like the clergy and a majority of politicians.

Can Ex-president's debts be sent to collections? Can their homes and/or vehicles be seized?

This is an aspect of the law not many folks have expertise in...

But it'll sure be fun to watch it unfold...

He-Yump!

This just makes Pence look like the sackless, albino mannequin that he really is.

You know what's really fun?

Read the comments on Breitbart.

Pretty soon we're gonna have to teach U.S. History & Alternate U.S. History.

The rioters didn't want their tuxedo coattails being caught in the doors.

Thus they opted for military garb and face paint.

All these right-wingers have become the incredible sulk.

Let me loot Mar a lago and kill some folks then we can make with the unity.

It was just a misunderstanding.

It's too early to speak about it but we also need to somehow unite and move past this.

Additionally they're thick-skulled and devoid of any/all moisture (precious bodily fluids [for the folks old enough to remember])

Still, still talkin' bout fruitcakes y'all!

Plus they're disgusting and only die hard fans partake in them.

Still talkin' bout fruitcakes y'all!

Fruitcake would be more apt.

Nobody wants them but they're somehow always around?

Alex Jones is a cancer on society.

If you actually listen to his rants and raves it's apparent he's got schizophrenic tendencies coupled with delusions of grandeur.

If everyone in this global cabal was really out to get him wouldn't they have murdered him long ago?

I suppose it's easier to believe there's a sinister, behind-the-scenes machinations all working to undermine you as opposed to believe that no one gives a hoot about you...