Deer Mr Prezidint. I hereby quit and absolve any of my duties in the departmint of inergy heaped upon my personage by your wonderful, blessed, omnipotent self. Please forgive the suddenness of the resignation, but my wife says she's going to kick my ass and turn off the nookie until further notice if I don't quit as she so eloquently put it, "I can't stand the mangy ----------."
Sense you are a mail, you comprende the impotence of having regular sectual relations with a woman in order to keep the difficulties of pubic life in check.
Thank you, and most humbly forgive my tainted soul for dumping you when you needed me most.
Your humble servint
Rick "Pinche ----- Pendejo" Perry
CC2: The Most Honorable, Omnipotent, Omniscient Person in the New Nited States of Umerica HRH Donald J. Trup, esq.