"Everybody ready?"

For Trump's upcoming nuclear war? Not really.

It's a shame he is still going to start WWIII either tonight or tomorrow.

Lies and the lying liars who tell them.

"Wait. We're going to bomb Iran again? Why?"

For two reasons:

1. Zionist-infested Israel
2. Megalomania-infested ego

"On my ballot the Dem was listed first for every position."

Those are called rules- you know, those thingys that MAGAts think don't apply to them.

The only country to ever use a nuclear weapon is trying to say another country can't be trusted with a nuclear weapon while simultaneously considering to use a nuclear weapon.

"Someone needs to write Haley Stevens' political obituary."

Here you go-

When forced to pick a side, Haley chose genocide.

"I'd rather have Israeli agents than Muslims."

Spoken like a true Israeli agent.

"although the upcoming mission sending Oneidiotrot to Andromeda at warp ten could surpass it."

I admire him for signing up for the one-way trip. Strapping him to the high-speed lander with duct tape is a genius move.

"I'd bet on a private company getting there before any nation. So much money to be made out there eventually."

I'll let it ride on China. Nationalism and/or religious fervor trump capitalism when it comes down to these sorts of things.

"Hardly. We'll see a manned mission sometime in the next 20-30 years"

From China? I agree.

"The Voyager projects are fascinating to me. Released the same year Star Wars debuted on the silver screen, and still ongoing"

The only thing negative about Voyager is that it inspired that horrible Star Trek film (although the bald chick walking around in a miniskirt was pretty imaginative).

"Enjoy being a dhimmi, just remember to pay the jizya and be grateful."

And what zionist alarmist website taught you to wear a daily diaper while repeating those words?

Video of Trump winning the Vietnam War:

"Islamic Marxist Craptopia"

It may be efficient and wise to convert ASAP and just preemptively behead yourself.

"The damage the islamists and marxists will do could be permanent"

Yeah, they might actually adhere to the (GASP) Constitution!

Shawarma Law is here!!!!

It is absolutely incredible how Zionism turns otherwise normal people into completely irrational robots.

Voyager 1 is probably the stupidest thing humans have ever done.

That is until your Mom and Dad decided one evening to do something even stupider.

Launched in 1977, Voyager 1 is a perfect example of what this country is capable of when it's led by a POTUS with integrity and is not busy trying to get itself into or out of a needless war.

" A pointlessly simplistic observation/solution."

Next time I'll complicate it up a bit so you still won't understand it.

There's only one thing worse than selling your soul to Satan and that is selling your soul to the Zionists.

"it tells me that Trump thinks Mara Lago is going to come under attack."

It tells me that certain people or groups of people have convinced Trump to think that Mar-a-Lago is going to come under attack. Like Israeli Zionists, for example.

Vanity and hubris are easy buttons to push.

Each newly elected American president is the result of the election of one of the previous ones.

In order to "save America", the chain must be broken- completely.

America: allowing complete morons to help choose its leadership since 1796.

He's just looking for a way to keep Secret Service protection after he's fired as SecDef because he's gonna be looking over his back for the rest of his life.