His bone spurs will disable him

I'm sure the big three companies that donated millions to his inauguration are as thrilled with their decision as American Muslims, Venezuelans and veterans are.

When Felon said day one, he meant one day.
When Felon said new golden age, he meant new gilded age.
It's time the liberal msm stopped reporting what he said.

One: inflation peaked at 18% . Under Reagan. The national debt tripled under Reagan.
In Reagan's defense, he wasn't a Russian asset.

Economists were predicting a tRumpcession even before daffy donny started his trade wars. Gdp was predicted to shrink 3% in first quarter.

Co- fuhrer musk blamed Biden four days ago.
Leavitt blamed biden.
The more you know...

My retirement funds can't handle much more winning.

Groups that mostly voted for Felon:
Muslim Americans, Venezuelan Americans, farmers, veterans.

Groups I'm laughing at as they realize what they did
Muslim Americans, Venezuelan Americans, farmers.
Fa in the voting booth and fo
Tots and pears.

Is it Day One yet, magats?
Or did he mean One day?

#10 Get yourself a Harris bumper sticker. If you live in a magaty area like we do get a magnetic one and put it on before you cross the border.

Even with JD sofahumper there to hold his hand, tRump got ------------ by Trudeau.
Poor old bugger still losing years after Trudeau cukked him in front of the world last time he was president.
We all remember iwanna and melanoma dry ------- Justin's legs in front of him.

Fastest growing gdp in the g7 to a recession.
I'm starting to get tired of all this winning.
So, apparently is the maker of Jack Daniels even though they bankrolled it.

If a law was passed making the sperm donor financially responsible for the mother and child, birth control would be free and abortions would come with gift certificates.

Women who can't get their oil changed?
I expect they know how to book an appointment or use an instant oil change shop.
Like 99.99 % of their husbands do.
But I expect most dumped guys will be dining on take out or frozen dinners.

Upside is most of the unvaxxed are religious nutjobs so their demise is a net plus for the country.

There won't be a single gopper mentioned in the next edition of Profiles in Courage.

First quarter gdp shrinking three percent.

Onenut: 2019 had 12 months. Multiply 160 by 12 and get back to us.
And 160 is vastly undercounting.

So far the biggest victims of the impact of climate change are red states, so that's a positive.

Next up: DOJ handbook on cattle rustling to beat high beef prices

#11. My ex and I had chickens. Someone gifted us a psychotic rooster which used to stalk us and attack from behind. Usually the five galon bucket we carried feed in was sufficient to send him flying. One day he attacked our 2 year old and earned himself a tour of the oven. When we told our son who he was eating, he chomped down and said " he bites me, I bite him back."

Ford announced the tariffs on aluminum alone will add $3000 to the price of magats' favorite vehicles- the F 150.
Oh well, they can buy musk's wankpanzer instead.

China expects a 5% growth in its economy. America expects a 3% shrinkage.
We've got them right where we want them.
Right?

#48 all three will enter recession.
Only one will do it voluntarily.

Itchy: using your tRump U economics degree explain how tariffs can be " retaliatory " against zero tariffs thanks to the trade deal Felon negotiated in 2019.