Anyone here remember that Washington Post article that came out about 7-8 years ago that directly tied Les Wexner to a brutal 1996 Epstein rape of an artist Lexner's compound in Ohio?

Oh, and there is also that mysterious murder of Arthur L. Shapiro 40 years ago that was never solved.

'Melania" is MAGA's unique version of Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ".

It was directed by a dual-citizen rapist so I'd expect 30-70 million supposedly conservative morons to simply adore it.

Secretary of Blether Pedo Hegseth wants t commission a new fleet of overpriced, easily sinkable targets for his war against brown people.

H. L. Hunley redux.

This post was obviously written by an unnamed staffer who will not be disciplined.

When the maroon berets of Canada's elite Muslim and Sikh 1st parachute battalion (Allah-Can-Para-1) drop down from the sky and peacefully annex Michigan they will quickly utilize their freeze rays to convert all bodies of water larger than a kiddie pool into hockey rinks and this concern will no longer be an issue. I look forward to eating imitation back bacon while drinking non-alcoholic St. Ambrose Oatmeal stout with my new halal and vegetarian comrades.

2026 America = 1986 U.S.F.L.

This will make it easier for Canada's Sikh and Muslim armies of the north to swoop down and annex portions of Idaho in the coming years. BRAVO!

Aww, John Savage is back as Tepid Mouse. How cute!

New film sequel idea:

Children of the Corn X: MAGA Harvest

-john_savage1
-supporters of ice
-gynecomastia

It checks out.

Coalie? Reminds me of Slimey.

JohnSavage1:

5'7" 150 lbs, mental gynecomastia.